Today's Evil Beet Gossip

“Bigger Than Paris”

Well … at least in the thighs.

Ouch!

Was that awful?

Anyway, here’s Sophie Monk, filming her new TV show, Bigger Than Paris, in LA.

It’s unclear exactly what the show’s about, but it’s worth noting that Sophie is the former girlfriend of Benji Madden — who’s now traveling the world with Paris Hilton. (Additionally worth noting: After Sophie and Benji split, Sophie was briefly linked to Ryan Seacrest, who’s now producing a scripted series with Paris Hilton. Tangled webs indeed.)

Plus: See the total hottie in the long-sleeved white shirt there?

That’s Matthew Felker, one of the show’s executive producers. You may also know him as the dude Britney made out with in the “Toxic” video or, more recently, as Selma Blair’s ex-boyfriend.

I’ve had a crush on him forever, and saw him once in person at a private party in Hollywood, and he was even hotter in person, and my friends kept telling me to go up and say hi, and I was too scared, and I’ve regretted that ever since. Matthew Felker could have been my One True Love, and I blew it.

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