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Anne Hathaway Loves Anal Sex?

According to a source at Esquire, the upcoming issue features an interview with Anne Hathaway in which she endorses anal sex.

Anne reportedly says that “every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing.” She also (allegedly!) speaks about the significance of the first time and how anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a “very special way.”

Is this true? Did Anne really say this?

I have no idea. Nothing about Anne Hathaway surprises me these days.

But it’s a relatively slow news day, and I don’t think we’ve ever really had an in-depth discussion about anal sex around here, so now seems as good a time as any.

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  • Sweet…

    I knew Tiger Woods endorsed Nike, but no one told me about this shit….

    Is she gonna get her own niK-Y Jelly and do commercials with Lebron James???

    “Take it to the hole big boy…!”

  • I know this is an overused phrase, but my head really is exploding right now. I’m surprised I can still type. I keep looking from that demure picture to the words and every time I get to “feminine in a very special way”–BOOM.

  • Wow, first boobs, now the Holy-Anal-Grail !!!!!

    Niiyyyeeeeeeeeeece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The site keeps getting better exponentially!!!

  • I just spit Pepsi all over the screen.. I dont know which is better, the actual story or the comments… hilarious!

  • As a good friend of mine says, and I’m sure others have, “my ass is exit only.”

    I’ve got an incredibly awkward story about a boyfriend who wanted to keep our relationship “pure” (ie Southern Baptist virginal) but still wanted to get in my pants. The asshole therefore became his loophole. Hilarity didn’t ensue at the time, but in retelling it’s pretty humorous.

  • Man I was watching the Diary of Anne Frank yesterday on the History channel…..Fuck that… I want to see The Diary of Ann Hathaway…the unrated Directors cut.

    Kudos to Beet on another day of brilliant journalistic reporting.

    Side Note to Mamma Beet:
    The views expressed in this post do not reflect those of your baby Beet or any other sibling beets and should not be interpreted as a result of bad parenting or lack of therapy thereof.

  • I, for one, require proof from Ms. Hathaway before I am willing to believe that she would actually say this in an interview.

  • BLA – BA HA HA ….VERY Funny.

    I have to say, I’m a bit surprised by the responses to this post. I expected a lotta “whoop-whoop-hell-yeah!!!…I back door all the time…love anal!!…. What’s the big-deal???” From the regulars here on The Beet.

  • Yeah, Anne, baby! Bend over and spread those butt cheeks of your’s and squeal like a pig for me! Are we happy now, Lynn?

  • “Everybody does it; it’s just that nobody talks about it.” (I love Cruel Intentions).

    I, for one, love it. Like Anne (allegedly) said, I think it’s something that all women should try at least once. It’s pleasurable in a different way than regular sex. Don’t judge it or assume anything about it until you’ve tried it. Take that advice, and you’ll be thanking me later. :-)

  • No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was the worst thing I have ever tried sexually. Like nomen, I couldn’t poop properly for quite some time, not to mention the whole time it felt like I was in the middle of a huge dump! There was nothing even remotely enjoyable about it for me.

  • @nomen: Holy shit, serious? I thought that was just a rumor.

    I seriously do NOT believe she said this. Even if she really does like it, it just….no. Seriously though, ALL the comments made me giggle.

  • It’s all about lube, and lots of it. And patience, then get ready to have your head explode and your eyes implode….trust me….
    It’s still not something I want to do all the time but I do really really enjoy it.

  • How do you get past that first part where you start sweating and it hurts and you just pray that he will give up?? I’ve tried it several times, and it never really worked. Brings new meaning to the word tight-ass, I guess.

    • For one thing, he must obey the anal sex speed limit, which is:

      0.5 INCHES PER MINUTE!

      Maybe you should peg him first, so he understands the need for a speed limit.

  • All I’m picturing is her in Ella Enchanted being commanded to have anal… with like an elf or something. *shudders*

  • “Kudos to Beet on another day of brilliant journalistic reporting.” Is this comment made in sarcasm? I hope so, since Beet’s report is an almost verbatim lift from another source… I don’t have a problem with it, so long as she gives a link to the original source… But this is not the first time one of Beet’s fans appears to have given her credit for another reporter’s work. Start clicking on those links people.

    “Her eyes are the color of sewage.” My God, Keightlynn, didn’t you talk about being a Christian not long ago?

  • Maybe Miss Anne likes the feeling of constantly having to drop a deuce afterward and for days later…If she likes it so much the Evil One would be willing to accomodate her desires…But I must confess before hand that I like to howl “OOOGA-CHUUKA…OOOGA-CHUUKA…OOOGA-CHUUKA…OOOGA-CHUUKA” while I’m using the back door. Call me Miss Anne…You KNOW the number…

  • I’m all about doing whatever you want but I don’t give a shit if Anne Hathaway prefers margarine to butter on her toast. And I really don’t get the rationale behind how taking it up the old poop chute makes her feel feminine. That makes no sense whatsoever when her man has a hole just like it. Kerazy. Whatever happened to shutting the hell up about some stuff?

  • No one told her that is a outie not a inie. I feel one good turn deserve’s another. You do me I do boy’s. Dont want it dont give it. Nothing go’s in there.

  • she was talking about giving not receiving

    so it was taken out of context….sort of?

    be careful what you ask your wives for … sometimes we say yes

  • i’ll just wait for the sex tape that i’m sure will be “stolen” from her house soon and somehow find it’s way to the internet.

  • People who think anal sex is a pain in the ass are doing it all backwards, but with a little patience and practice, they get it right in the end.

  • umm…makes her feel “feminine in a very special way”??? I mean, if she enjoys anal sex, then alright, go for it, but that comment just perplexes me. I never really associated femininity with having something rammed up my ass. To each her own…

  • @Erin:”I never really associated femininity with having something rammed up my ass.” : LOL, I swallowed my gum!

    Why can’t Natalie Portman spout off something like this?

  • I don’t believe that Anne would say something like that the magazne
    is nohing but trash and I am not the only. She not that type to say
    something like that.

  • Shoot, I’m down for anal sex with a female. As long as I get to penetrate her feminine booty, I’m straight. I don’t care if she does me in the butt with a strap on or a finger. I need to try anal sex. ;)

  • Wow. This pig just keeps getting worse. Feminine in a special way? I guess if you consider prison sex feminine. I have a question for people who like anal? Do you get turned on when you have to take a shit? It must feel the same. I wonder if she licks the santorum off the guys dick after. I bet the answer is yes.

  • Everyone has a freaky side. Some are more open than others, but in the heat of passion you never know what you might try ang how good it could feel!!!!

  • @ CrapBag
    No it does not feel the same.
    Does it feel the same for a guy when he takes a piss and when he cums?
    People please don’t answer that question…

  • I believe personal sex life should stay private. It does not matter what she does with her own body, its hers and she is entitled to do whatever she pleases. If she likes to be penetrated with a baseball bat, its her choice and her right. She is not hurting anyone, but it was silly of her to even mention it

  • All this crap about anal being unnatural or disgusting makes me laugh. Oral sex is unnatural, as is – according to some ‘in the know’ our current weather. Many things in life are disgusting – take Jade Goody for example. If you like anal, do it, if not, don’t – but don’t try to force your values on other people. Given the attitudes of some contributors, I doubt if they ever engage in any form of sex, but to me it’s much sadder that their parents did.

  • Hahahahaaaa…….
    There’s a desperate looser put comment by using my name. Hohohohooo….. I did no an** sex.
    For Mr. XXX Desperate Looser Son of Mother Fucker Puapua Dede Bitch, you know everybody, the person that use my identity above was an amazing person because… He could lick his own asshole and enjoy it much. What an insane man, isn’t it?

  • I think she sucks at acting and always reminded me of a typical carbon copy mall rat bitch, who I would love to just bend over and buttfuck just to see that look of pleasureable pain on her face! Amen!

  • I’m not sure.Women get the right to do what they deserve.I mean,If they wanna have anal sex and they do feel amazing about it .Just do it !!!!Nobody should judge them,’cause one day you get the chance to have a taste,maybe you get higher than anybody.

  • Urine, blood, unfertilized eggs and bacteria come out of one hole. Poop and bacteria come out of another. It’s been said that mouth is the most dirty place on the human body.

    All three stink most of the time so whats the big deal about any of them. Pick your poison and stick it in.

    Get over your fear of shit because we are all full of it!

    At least now when I watch her movies I will have a boner.

    • …watch out bro! The truth scares some people and they might oppose you waking them up! I totally agree witcha!

      • KimberlyB, mind if we exchange phone numbers?? I am in NY and I think our anal sex adventures could be fun!!!

    • urine definitely comes out of a different hole than the vaginal opening. it’s called the urethra. Failed Sex ed, did we?

  • There’s nothing I hate more than hearing a woman say ‘Oh my God, that’s exit only’. I would never waste my time with a bitch like that. I’d rather bang a tranny than waste my time with a frigid bitch.

    And to that guy who said he’d let a girl take a strap on to him, what the hell is wrong with you. You put things in the girl’s butt, the day you want things in your butt, do yourself a big favor and go out with guys.

    I just became the world’s biggest anne hathaway fan, ever.

  • WOW there’s a lot of ignorant bigots on here tonight….

    there i said it. sorry beet, i try not to post anything mean.

    @almost everyone on here: grow the hell up.

  • anal sex can be fun for both sexes gay or straight. I am a straight man and me and my gf engage in pegging regularly (she uses a strap-on). Men you seriously need to get over the taboo and learn about your prostate. It can also be pleasurable for women.

    We all just need to give a little and get a little.

  • Wow. It’s incredible seeing the 14 year olds, racists and morons crawl out of the woodwork. This isn’t youtube boys and girls, the slackjawed, moronic sentaces pouring out of your mouth are far worse than whats going into her arse. So she enjoys it? So what? Just because you don’t doesn’t mean the act itself is necessarily disgusting or painful, and can in fact be a fulfilling and enjoyable experience. Grow up.

  • many couples practice this but since she is in the spotlight it’s a big deal, i guess. with a gorgeous behind like hers, why not!

  • Hey, asshole! stop using my identity for comments in public web. why don’t you dare to use your own father fucker honorable name??? Or your mother fucker ****ness wife (or maybe now you become father fucker bastard homosexual so you laove anal much) isn’t delicious anymore??? poor fuckin’ you

  • I’m sorry, i didn’t mean that. This story just hit too close to home.. you see.. it’s been my life long dream to take a big hard cock right in my ass.
    I just thought by you using my name you lowered my chances.
    Well anyways, ttyl.

  • few comments:

    1. i have some good news for the ‘anal sexers’, if you continue putting the stick in the shit hole, you have at least two things to look forward toF: hemarroids and anal fistulas.

    2. When a penis is penetrated into the anus, it will definitely tear the soft tissue in the anus because the anus does not have enough lubrication inside like the vagina. …and Serious infections may result. Your shit has hundreds of different bacterias that will infect the torn tissues in the anus. which will worsen your injuries. READ A FUCKING BOOK ABOUT HUMAN ANATOMY, MICROBIOLOGY…

    2. for the gay fuckers..why the fuck do you call yourself ‘gay’ if you need to put your dick into a hole that simulate a vagina…at the the end of the day the rectum ‘acts’ like the vagina. might as well get with a womAn.

    3. for those who say ‘dont judge me cause i love anal sex’…too bad, you disgusting excuse for a human being. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. Is shitting sexy to you? Is smelling crap sexy to you? Then whats the point of being part of a cilivilized society…live in the jungle and live like wild pigs.

    • WOW!! You are by far the stupidest and most misinformed person who has posted on Beet, EVER! Its people like you who make the internet a scary place and a completely unreliable source of information.

      In the future you should only post about things you have knowledge of, and preferably experience in. Instead of posing as an intelectual source of information on a topic you are clearly biased against and ignorant to.

      Anal sex has been popularily practiced for thousands of years (there is a reason they call it Greek) by men and women. It has gone through different degrees of being taboo. But bare in mind that all sex was taboo in the 40’s and 50’s, Oral sex only hit the mainstream in the 80’s and now its Anal’s turn in the hot topic spot light. So suck it up, more than 60% of women under the age of 50 have tried it, and I know many who regularly enjoy it, like it or not Anal sex is here to stay. Maybe you should give it a whirl before you embarass your self with anymore idiotic posts.

      And to everyone else, Get LUBE!!! You might just find your new favorite sex act!

  • 1. all this stuff can be avoided if precautions are made.. not every person who has anal sex does it in a rough manner. It’s not like watching adult movies imbecile. All can be avoided if proper etiquette is followed. That includes fistulas, hemorrhoids, and prolapse. There are no known reports that anal sex wiill damage your rectum and your point is not backed up or any opinion by medical fact as long as you use lots of lube and leave your crowbar in the toolshed.

    2. You logic is mind boggling. read above. Penetrating the anus doesnt mean you definitely tear the tissue. Most common sense people know that lube can remedy that situation quite easily, eliminating any form of infection that might may occur.

    2b) that hypothesis doesnt even deserve an explanation.

    3. defecation is not sexy.. but nor is a womans period, nor is throwing up, but people still kiss each other, men and women still have sex, men still perform cunninglingus and if you read a anatomy book, you’d know that the rectum isn’t usually a storage space for crap and the anus is merely the toll booth between the colon and the toilet. I’m sure you probably know that since apparently you read a medical journal/anatomy book/ and read extensively on the subject.

    So maybe a enema or only having sex after a period of time after defecating (like most do) will take care of the situations that you listed. Anal sex can be a clean and fun experience if you want it to be.

  • re anne hathaway me and my wife tryed anal sex on annes recommendation must say did feel good but when i pulled out i had shit all over my penis and testicals and my wifes asshole was sort farting and shiting at the same time and it smelt really bad and stained the sheets that had to be burned

      • I 2nd blaa’s motion!!! LOL Brilliant, mate! So damn much so, the friggin’ uncontrollable “giggles” have set in – going on 15mins now, still can’t breathe! hahaha

    • That’s an hysterical description of a man & wife taking advice from a celeb only for it to “back fire”.
      The idea of thousands middle class couples burning bed sheets in the garden as the “lady” complains about the state of her starfish whilst the “gentleman” complains of the shameful smell of feces wafting from his meat & 2 veg. LOL

  • Sounds like Anal Annie should be at the 2009 AVN awards as a nominee for “Best Anal Actress” for her “maw” inspiring performance in “Rachel Getting Sodomized”. I bet the bitch enjoys brown neckties and dirty sanchez’s also!

  • That makes two people happy; Anne and the LUCKY GUY showering all his attention in and out of her BUNS.

  • @abc um use a condom and by some silicone based lube problems sorted your point is now destroyed

  • Ima let you old farts know ahead of time I’m 15. I tried it with my girl friend. I saw stars and she walk through hell and back 200 times. I don’t care I just wana see how many people reply to this and say somthin funny hahaha

    • ya, maybe you should just worry about enjoying your friggin’ CHILDHOOD @ 15 instead of engaging in an ADULT activity that – frankly – an adolescent is simply incapable of grasping at your age. I’m not trying to lecture or condescend, but early adolescents (your peer group) don’t even need to complicate their lives by simpy having plain old vaginal sex. Slow down, or y’all will regret ruining it for yourselves as adults….hell, it’s only a few years away.

  • Well, that explains the smirk she usually has.
    you know the one like she’s just had a REALLY good time.

  • I would like to try anal sex very much I just can’t find a man that’s up to it if any one is interested hit me up in 5’2 115 big boobs and a ghetto booty that’s needs some anal fun

  • You see now what a perfect lady is. Just like Anne, good so woman! I love you much more now!

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  • c’est sur la belle Anne est une enculée !!
    elle a une tête à aimer se faire enfoncer le cul en levrette

  • I can’t believe all of this crap that I’ve been reading! Anne Hathaway (sorry if I spelled it wrong) is one of the most beautiful girls in the acting universe, and to hear of her talked about in such a … “barbaric” way… I don’t know, but you guys ought to think about yourselves for just a minute…

  • Mate who said she talked in barbaric way, no one stated she say “i love to be fuckked up in the ass by cocks big like trains..” telling “i practice anal sex, and i advise every woman to try it because it makes you feel ever more feminine and blah blah” it seems an intellinget and polite way to express her opinion (supposed that it is true) on a subject really too much covered by taboos.

  • Oh, come on!!!!! How old are you?10?you are judging her and everyone who has anal sex just like this, without even trying it. it’s not recommended for every day but it does feel extremely good. Of course only if it’s done carefully and with someone you can really trust. It can even give you a great orgasm! and i speak from personal experience! ;-)

  • If you guys have not tried anal sex, shut the fuck up. It is very awesome. I love Anne even more. Get your penis pierced too. It is awesome. Fuck you close minded assholes. or closed assholes.

  • Anal Sex is good for the health!

    And I would love to help out Anne Hatheway with a good old fashion buttfucking session! :D

  • LEAVE THE POOR WOMAN ALONE,ITS HER ASS SHE’S TALKING ABOUT AND NOT YOURS,SO BUZZ OFF AND DON’T POKE YOR NOSE IN HER ASS DUMDUMS!

  • I wouldn’t mind poking my nose in her ass or my tongue for that matter, I’ve yet to find a girl who doesn’t like that!
    I love anal, any girl who’s willing gets my vote.

  • If i can be with ANNE for a while,it means I’ve been with her for a lifetime,a real female,goodloving,good feeling,on top of all women and men alike who’s desputing her interest,and condemning her reputation,she’s unique if you dont mind me sayin so with all respect

  • Very good post. Made me realize I was totally wrong about this issue. I figure that one learns something new everyday. Mrs Right learned her lesson! Nice, informative website by the way.

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  • Exorcism and sex?
    Let me tell you about my families setting me up for an exorcism and her need for money through political, and religious pandering concerning sex.

    I remember living behind a church were Brian Lamb, and a bunch of these Cspan guys used too have a wood shop. At that place of residence my mom thought I needed an exorcist, after playing in the mud the way very young children will sometimes with my uncle who mixed a glass of this red clay in water and told me it was chocolate milk.

    After drinking it as he would force me to do thing all the time like the time he made me cut off the limb I was sitting on and the device came out of my shoulder being more powerful and in control I broke out with ring worm all over my body and my mom told me it was writing that could not be understood so she had priests come in from the church.

    I guess my Dad did not know that one of the people at the church was in line for being my new dad but that was not in the cards because I guess he felt I was in need of discipline after an accident in the wood shop. I had been check out on the band saw by my grandfather who was a millwright in Arkansas and to do some jobs the blade shield had to be removed. Some kids came in and wanted to use the saw, then got mad that I wanted to warn them to put the guard on and they told me they owned it all and I was not to tell them anything, and after this head strong kid cut his thumb off the other kids said they would tell their fathers it was all my fault, but it was not.

    I had a fever of well over a hundred and I was a bloody mess with the infection. The priests came in with outer guys and one had a camera. The priests would throw me across the room well the other snapped a picture. I would fall on furniture and the floor and they would tell me get on the bed, don’t get off the bed very loud and when I would crawl back on the bed they would pick me up and throw me over and over again well the other priest would snap another picture and this went on till one guy said we have enough picture and they left me in the blood, mud, and bedding, then my aunt came in with some save that was for ring worm.

    She spread the save and kidded me about dying when the rings got to my heart. After getting well I went back to the wood shop and the guys had made me a special shield and gave me my sword which were both made of wood and I had to fight one of the guys in my shorts because I did not want to remove them and the other guy was naked (he know who he is). I was still not up too speed and lost the battle. They then called me the bad guy and this group was supposed to be my gate keeper or something like that appointed by the priests. My Dad did not like them much also but that did not matter much because someone at the church was going to be my new dad till he said no, my mom cried allot, my dad was gone, I healed up, but I still have a case.

    Please know that there is nothing any of you can do to make what you and the rest of the ones involved can do to make this my fault. See at the time I was about seven years old. Since then the church has made an effort to kill me, to the extent of trying to pass laws to kill sex offenders.

    Come on, keep it up, keep pushing laws that you as a group of very said individuals know have no value. Take me too court so I can own a network. I have met with your staff members in private since along with military personal and others.

    Now lets note when this happened I was only a small child being thrown around a room like a rag doll by people that started all this clear back in the late fifty’s and the steering by very bad people that think abusing kids to make laws to stop abuse, Ha! these laws are bogus and the fact that they can not kill gays anymore does not justify the use of laws too kill someone set up by them to create some worthless set of laws by a fusion of church and state is wrong and realty designed by them to harm us all.

    My case was pragmatic but more than that I know what was done and who was involved making vendetta laws that really have no bases in truth, and are based in lies.

    Keith Richard Radford Jr

    PSS don’t be cowards, let me know you received this e-mail through a response.

    It’s time to communicate
    richard.radford@att.net

  • People who think anal sex is a pain in the ass are doing it all backwards. But with a little patience and practice, they get it right in the end.

  • Tell her to strip down, bend over, and let me ram it up her Hershey highway till it comes out her goddamn friggin’ mouth!!!!!!!!!

  • Keith Richard Radford Jr, I’m sorry to hear of your plight, I feel your pain. The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

    An evil doctor shouldn’t speak aloud about his feelings, my hurt and my pain don’t make me too appealing. I’d hoped Scott would look up to me, run the business of the family, head an evil empire just like his dear old dad, give him my love and the things I never had. Scott would think I was a cool guy, return the love I have, make me want to cry, be evil, but have my feelings too, change my life with Oprah and Maya Angelou. But Scott rejected me, c’est la vie, life is cruel, treats you unfairly, even so, a God there must be, Mini Me, you complete me.

  • Anal sex is good for constipation, positive reinforcement, and the soul.
    Too much, and the thrill is gone. I think of it as a encore conquest. I don’t want my girlfriend’s turds to simply drop out! She loves anal, she just doesn’t know it yet. Heh heh heh.

  • Don’t ruin this for me, people. She likes it in the bum, and I’d love to oblige her passion ANY time. :P