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HOLY SHIT CLAY AIKEN IS GAAAAAAAAAAY!

OMG YOU GUYS.

Rock. My. World.

This is the new cover of People magazine, which will hit newsstands on Wednesday.

It’s Clay “Spamalot” Aiken — and he’s a HOMOSEXUAL!!!

You could knock me over with a feather right about now.

The Claymates are going to riot in the streets of the fly-over states. They’re going to cry themselves to sleep in small-town Alabama tonight. For everyone else, life will go on as usual.

Also: when is someone going to give the “Yes, I’m Gay” exclusive to anybody other than People magazine? Listen, Sam and Lindsay, if you’re going to do a formal sit-down about your Sapphic ways, could you give it to, like, Yachting Magazine or something? Like, sit down with one of their staff writers and talk about your sex lives? That would be so awesome of you guys if you could do that. Thanks.

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