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Vanessa Hudgens shows off a not-so-tween sexuality at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party last night.

Damn, this girl is ready to break out of those Disney chains. And I, for one, am ready to exploit and profit from it.

You guys, wanna know what’s kind of sad?

I don’t recognize half of the people who attended this event. Like I’m vaguely aware than Dylan and Cole Sprouse are big names, but I refuse to run their photos on here, because, clothed or not, it just feels kind of dirty. Like, I just want to give them some Legos and firetrucks and send them off to play in the basement while the grown-ups pose for photos. The weirdest part? They’re 16 years old! That’s older than Miley Cyrus! And I’m sitting here waiting impatiently for the Miley Cyrus nip slip, hoping this chick’ll get her drivers license soon so she can get a DUI, and at the same time I look at these little Sprouse boys and think “They are much too young for all this attention!” Double standards, indeed.

What was the point of this?

Oh, yeah.

Make a sex tape already, Vanessa. For chrissake, you’re 19 already. You’re not getting any younger. Do you want a career or what, kid?

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  • Except for that stupid thing she does with her mouth, she actually looks pretty decent here.

    What is it with Disney stars and stupid ugly awful mouth expressions?

  • I agree, V, but it’s not just Disney, those Olsen’s, for one (or two?) do it also. It drives me crazy.

  • I’m sorry! But Vanessa Hudgens is just not pretty. She is thin and young, but some how she misses the mark. Just can’t put my finger on it.
    There is nothing about her that makes me want to run to the movie theater of tune in on the tele.

  • This look is in the mainstream. Maybe when she has something to say that makes a difference or becomes a billionaire she’ll look different? It worked for…….Oh that’s right, the Olsen Twins don’t count right?

  • Even a team of help, $$, and the best clothing, makeup, and accessories cannot turn a sows ear in to a silk purse (as the nuns in grammer school usd to say).

    This girl is, at best, average looking. But even so….she REEKS of classless skankiness, with a large helping of slutty thrown in.

    IMHO, of course.

  • this girl is hot… not sure what you guys are looking at… maybe at ashley tisdale… someone needs to show her how to be sexy, maybe beet can put her in counseling… I know she won’t learn anything from her androgenous boyfriend, except what color lip gloss to wear with that outfit.

  • I’M SURE SHE CARES WHAT U THINK! SHE’S LAUGHING AT U HATERS, SHE’S HAVING FUN, WHO CARES IF SHE WANTS TO GROW A GARDEN, MORE POWER TO HER! SHE’S NOT FUCKING ANY OF U AND NEVER WILL!

  • why is it that everyone that doesn’t think she’s pretty is a girl.. jealous much? She’s hott.. deal with it. her boyfriend could try to be manlier but he’s a good lookin kid.

  • Vanessa Hudgens is a crap actress and an even shittier singer. But she is quite sexy, I’ll give her that much.

  • The Sprouse brothers do look really youg. I’m 13 and my boyfriend looks older than them.
    btw he is 13 as well.

  • vannensa u look soo cool and fab ure like my best fan in the universt sooo i love high school musical 3 that all u lot made soo goo girl i think ure awsome from muryum xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx