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Sep 18, 2008 at 09:20 pm by Evil Beet
Thankfully, all that nastiness about her dogs being eaten by coyotes was just an Internet rumor. Not only are the dogs alive, they also have a way better life than you do.
“They were at Paris’s house Wednesday in her recording studio, and all the dogs were playing and looked as healthy and happy as can be,” says her rep. “Paris even had a doggie mansion built for them and it is very secured.”
Sweet.
Side note: So I did a Google image search for “Paris Hilton dogs” to find a suitable photo to accompany this article. I clicked on the photo I liked best, and I ended up — where else? — on my own website. Ha. Jesus, how often do I talk about Paris Hilton and dogs?
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Sweet jesus how many of the things has she got?
I’m glad, losing an animal can be devastating
her dogs look miserable but i cant blame them i wouldnt want to hang with a mindless slut
Thank Goodness! I can sleep soundly tonight.
Remember that South Park episode where Paris Hilton’s dogs kept killing themselves rather than listen to her inane chatter for one more second?
…yeah.
yeah i found this website looking for an image of stephanie tanner lol
Those huge sunglasses and that hair makes her look like Morgan Fairchild…in the 1970′s. Morgan was (still is) pretty, Paris is not, she’s not even a good Morgan imitation.
Yehaw. I wish a coyote would gobble her up instead of any puppy.
you mean to tell me the coyote i killed last night as revenge was for nothing? dang it!
wtf? where is the dog joke? like ‘ here is a picture of a dog nursing her four puppies’..
sorry thats so not clever- im not in any condition right now to be trying to think of dog jokes…
@Paris; your handbag is adorable.
No…. they were eaten. It’s just that she has a thousand clones in kennels in their ‘doggie mansion’ or as i call it “Paris’ dog spawning ranch.”
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No…. they were eaten. It’s just that she has a thousand clones in kennels in their ‘doggie mansion’ or as i call it “Paris’ dog spawning ranch.”
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