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Getting Into the Journalism Business

Ice-T’s super-classy wife, Coco, has launched a magazine. It’s called — you guessed it! — Coco, and it is, according to The Sun, “filled entirely with shots of herself.”

OMG.

Who the hell is going to buy this?

Are people actually attracted to this woman?

What the hell is she charging for this magazine? Please, folks, if you see one on a newsstand, email me with what it costs. And then linger by the newsstand for the rest of the day and photograph and interview everyone who buys one. I must know who these strange creatures are.

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  • It’s just a special edition thing right? She’s not going to come out with a new magazine every month filled with pictures of herself? I hope.

  • it looks like it says “black men” right above the barcode? maybe that answers the question of who is going to buy it?

  • yeah, take it from me, it’s a black man magazine. i’ll put it right next to my copy of The Audacity of Hope.

  • “MW–The strange people are called MEN, dumbass.”

    You mean “DUMBASS men”, right? I say this because you can get two billion pictures exactly like hers on the internet, only they’re for free and feature way more attractive women.

  • What the HELL is wrong with her ass!!! It looks like someone attached GI Joe’s legs on a Barbie. You can even see the seam at the attached appendage

  • eww gross, i can totally tell shes had butt and boob implants…but why the hell are her hips so wide????? does she have implants on her hips or something????

    grooooosssssss

  • a whole section on “camel toes” , eh?
    nah!…..I don`t think I`d be buying anything like that……..(!)

  • It’s 10 bucks. And yes, I would buy it. I am actually going to ask my boyfriend to buy for me because I am a grad student and cannot afford a $10 magazine.

    Beet, I love your blog. But you are wrong about this. I love the tits and the hips. And I am a 30 year old woman.

  • This is real old-school stuff like 1980s Playboy….or Hustler. Anyone betting this mag’s sales won’t be moderately decent in the US? Did I say decent…well I meant that figuratively speaking;)

  • This woman has a HUGE vagina! Okay, well it sure looks that way, she needs a much wider bottom. Good thing she shaved eh? I’ve never seen ass implants before. Not attractive I must say…

  • Yea for her nasty cameltoe! I bet she has quite the buildup in her HUGE vagina from her clothes always being rammmmmmed up there…aparently I missed the memo that camel toes are back in and men find them sexy!

  • It’s like a freak show!! Her hips and ass or SOOOO big!! I didn’t know they grew that big while the rest of the body stays normal.

    Does she really have ass implants???

  • “Uhh.. I like the women with a big butt. Uh.. you know, something you can hold onto and hit with a car antenna.”
    -Garrett Morris

  • i’m not sure how to put this, but her lady parts are fat, like she’s had them injected with collagen or something. is that possible?

  • You are all f@gs. Coco is the best, none of you wimps could handle her and all you chicks are jealous

  • She is hot! She looks nice, honestly, ya gotta give credit where credits due.

    Most importantly; she seems perfect for ice, which is all that matters.

    Oh yeah fellow commentors, let me just say that opinions are just that. Just because someone disapproves with the majority doesn’t make them a hater. What would really be weird is if everyone follows the majority all the time. Give everyone room to voice their opinions without being virtually stoned or burn’d @ the stake. That’s All!!

    Gotta go!

    Happy 4th y’all

  • I truly do not know about our current society…

    I’m not a black guy and I find this woman to be absolutely gorgeous. Why women desperately seek to have the bodies of teenage boys escape me. Now, I can understand the more effeminate guys not liking her body tho, and that’s okay.

    We as a public accept the use of plastic surgery then tear into those that, for whatever reason, have chosen to use it? That’s sad really.

  • seriously! she has a very beautifuly thick “n” juicey body no matter how many years would go by with money in hand there’s always room for improvement. to touch that booty with both hands must be very stimulating.

  • Must be alot of jealuos girls commenting on here…Shes great and at least she works out unlike most of the catty women making nasty comments about her..So what if she has a big ass or fake boobs, bet her body looks better than anyone who commented on here…