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“When you say teenage, how old are we talking?”

Total creepazoid R. Kelly, in a recent interview with B.E.T. about his alleged sexual interaction with underage girls. The interviewer asks “Do you like teenage girls?” this is what the 41-year-old responded.

OMG.

Up next for Mr. Kelly, a self-help book titled “How to Fuck Up Any Opportunity to Change Your Public Image as a Disgusting Pedophile.”

Jesus Christ, dude, for future reference, the answer there is, “No, I’ve got no interest in teenage girls. None at all.” Seriously. Write that shit down and keep it in your pocket. You know, next to the Lip Smackers and Pixie Stix and Bratz dolls and whatever else you keep on hand for your girlfriends to play with.

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  • Seriously. Write that shit down and keep it in your pocket.

    * there’s an episode of Strangers With Candy, where the music teacher has,witten on his hand,Dont Touch the Girls…clearly this is what R. Kelly needs

  • Okay I find this HILARIOUS, I love R Kelly’s music but I cant stand him, he makes me sick and the day he was acquited I truly was DEPRESSED, I mean come on now we KNOW HE IS GUILTY. I am not hating on his music just his life style sick ****!!!

  • “When you say teenage, how old are we talking?”
    *!* OLDER THAT THE 4-YEAR OLD THAT YOUR DESCRIBING WITH YOUR BODY LANGUAGE YOU ****ING PEDOPHILE!!!!
    …I wonder if he’ll try murder next time just to see if he can get out of that also.
    *sigh*

  • …I totally CANNOT STAND his music – I just wanted to make that clear. This was before the whole taking advantage of a minor-thing.
    And I don’t mean to be offensive; just not my kinda music is all.

  • Really? Does this even need to be asked at this point? Jeez, I would like to think that his marriage to a fifteen year old Aaliyah back in the day would have resolved any doubt that this chester should be shot in the face more then a decade ago.

  • Oh NO.

    Do I see “Trapped in the Closet 18-22” behind him? Why won’t that ridiculous saga DIE already??! I thought it was supposed to end at 12!!

  • Lmao @ canaduck comment.. That’s funny..

    Oh my dear Beet.. I have to disagree with you on this one.. I don’t blame Kells a 100% on the teenagers.. We have to be honest here, man like young girls.. They’re all pigs, and thats the truth… If you can find a man that’s not a perv and that seriously doesnt prefer young girls please give him my name and number…..

    Also i don’t think it is such a stupid answer either.. Maybe there are a few 12 year olds that doesnt look lke whores and doesnt want that kind of attention, but most of them do, and i mean we see all these “teenagers” like Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus, they’re suposed to be what? 14? 15?.. Yet they have nude pics and shit on the internet, so they like the sexual attention, and i;m pretty sure they havent been virgins for quite some time too.. So come on.. If they dress up like whores and act like whores, and have sex with sick and older men, then it is their fault.. Nobody’s forcing them to do shit, they love it and enjoy it.. So i have no sympathy at all for any of the so called victims..

    Sorry.. I got carried away like always….

  • @ Tako: granted that teenage girls dress and act like whores quite often, it’s our responability as adults not to indulge them let alone help them act out those urges. Just because a little kid likes playing with matches, would you, as a responsable adult, indulge him and sit next to him so you can both flick matches at the carpet?

  • I think what Kelly had in mind when he made the statement was like “Yeah, I’ve still got it, I can pull 17/18/19 year olds”.

    But as soon as those words came out of his mouth I’ll bet he was kicking himself ;)