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Bring on the Rape!!!

Dakota Fanning is all smiles at the New York premiere of her child-rape Oscar bait, Hounddog.

Thank Jesus this girl is finally beginning to look older than 10. It was getting creepy for a little while there.

Also there: Kirsten Dunst, wearing an outfit she found in a dumpster on the walk there.

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  • Oh my, she has finally grown. Took me a second look to recognise her. Unbelievable. But she sure looks nice :-)

  • She does look adorable! She’s always been cute but she’s finally growing out of the adorable 5-year-old phase.

  • I thought it was the daughter out of mamma mia for a moment there – she is soooooo gorgeous – is it wrong to have a girl crush on someone underage?

  • OMG she looks like a TEENAGER! Woah. Like all those photos you post of people around 18, she could be that, albeit young. Wow she’s so pretty now!! She’s going to be so hot when she’s older :O Is she the same age as Miley?

  • Sooo you actualy find it creepy that a girl looks her age or younger…but you dont find it creepy that your crush taylor looks more than 10 yrs older than her true age?? hmmm.

  • But speaking of age again…I know you are also team Miley…have you heard about her new 20 yr old boyfriend?? Saw it on E.T. it’s cover story on some magazine. Post more info…please :0)

  • Dakota is destined to be a huge star and has the looks to carry it well into the future.

    As for Kirsten’s attire, who stole all the mirrors from her home? Couldn’t at least one of her handlers grabbed a decent pair of shoes from Payless?

  • Bring on the rape?? Between the Palin ya-hooing and glorifying wall street junkies, this site has gone to hell in a handbag…

  • Dunst looks like the lady I saw standing at the corner yesterday, but at least shes not holding a vodka bottle like the hooker was.

  • Really glad to see Dakota grow up and not look like a gnome. I can’t see this movie… no need to do it. Hope it’s not to graphic, but I’m sure it will be… oh, but it’s art! oops, forgot.

    Can someone explain the appeal of Kirsten Dunst? She has nothing… She is so unbelievable as MJ( dropdead gorgeous, Jessica Rabbit-esque) in the Spiderman movies, if they weren’t such good ‘standalone’ movies; they would tank because of her.

  • Someone tell Dakota to pay attention to Ki-Ki who was also a child star and now looks like she’s homeless and hasn’t touched a bar of soap in years.

  • Dingle–her eyebrows look fine. They’re not pencil-thin, but they’re very neat and have a nice shape to them. I see too many people today tweezing their eyebrows to the point that they’re just a thin ridge of hair. Totally gross.

  • @ ShouldaWouldaCoulda: Waaaah. Get over it.

    Ok, done with that.
    As for Kirsten Dunst, she hasn’t looked worth a crap since they dressed her up and fixed her hair for Interview with the Vampire. I am convinced she is secretly blind and also without a stylist.

  • Beet what on EARTH did you mean by that rape headline? I consider rape to be one of the things people (especially women) should not joke about… and in the context of young girls I found it exceptionally disgusting. you stepped wa out of line there. but hey, that’s just me.

  • i don’t care how old she is i’d grab her and rape her all night long i’d dress her in little mini skirts just for the joy of ripping them off her to get to those sexy legs yes indeed she wants to act out a rape i’ll give her rape up close abd personal rape that slutty bitch till she walks funny

  • It seems quite a few guys would love to bang this girl! Can you blame them for wanting to do Dakota? The blonde girl is totally gorgeous!