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Brit Brit’s New Album Has a Release Date!

Ooooh, I know I shouldn’t be this excited about this, BUT I AM!

Britney Spears’ new album, Circus, will hit stores on December 2, which is Britney’s birthday. Luckily for me, it’s also my father’s birthday, which makes it easier for me to remember to call him. It’s, like, my college boyfriend’s birthday is the same day that one of my best friends got a boob job a few years back. So, every year on that day, I call my girlfriend to wish the twins a happy birthday. And then I’m like, “Oh, I have someone else to call today,” and that’s how I remember to call Jeremy to wish him a happy birthday, too. When I wake up on the morning of December 2 every year, I’m like, “Britney’s birthday!!!!” and then I’m like, “Hmmm, and there’s someone else, too,” and that’s how I remember to call my dad. It’s all about priorities, people.

Anyway, the first single will be called “Womanizer,” although there’s no word yet on when we might hear it.

Oh, Britster!!!!

I hope this is a REAL comeback for you, baby!!!!

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  • ahhhh sooo exciittedd!!
    on another note december 2nd must be a popular birthday for dads
    because not only is it my dad’s birthday as well, but it’s my best friend’s dad’s birthday too ha

  • Are you kidding?? Jesus chrust you act like she is Michael Jackson. Shes a kiddish bubble gum corporate made singer. Who gives a shit? You act like she is teh beatles? A comeback?? Where did she go?? Returning to what. Talk about shamless self promotion! Give her 34 awards that night??? I didnt even know any of those songs she won? She is a nobody!! A spoiled moneyhungry brat! Walking around with litte dogs as show pieces?? Cmon she jumped that line to teh Paris Hilton ” IM a god” type. Britnay sucks! She dances the SAME moves every time and is a decent singer! She is out partying every night, drinking hanging with celbs and your like ” cmon make a come back”.. she hasnt changed! Just got caught on the news shaving her head! Jesus christ she was in Rehab what 3 days??? Oh yeahhhhhhhhh she realllllllly hit rock bottom huh. You people are pathtic. Youd never play her music in your car. SHE SUCKS! Nobody cares about her , what she wears, her big tits in one picture, he saying ” im a virgin”, getting married twice.. so what! People do it every day!. She is a nobody and we dont give a shit about her singing!!

  • I’m not even a fan of Britney and I hope she makes a comeback as well. A mental breakdown is a tragic thing.

  • I read that her single is gonna get airplay on radio stations on 9/22..which is the day I’m finally having this baby! Finally! Woohoo! Brit-Brit loves me…So two awesome things are gonna be happening next Monday…
    now I just gotta figure out which one deserves the number one spot…

  • OMGGGGGGGGGGG IM GUNNA PRE ORDER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i cant wait woooohoooooooo.

    ct–a little upset with yourself today? you just WISH you were like her.

  • She looks absolutely fantastic! Watching someone with a mental illness being hounded by the media and then making a comeback does deserve recognition – Ct girl – you nasty narrow-minded bitch. Have some imagination and compassion.

  • ct girl shut the fuck up she can do it and vercasee shut up emily you fucking disgusting pig suck on my ballz u fing hobos the spears can do anything im part of the spears family fuck im brittney and jamie’s cusin and if you have a problem talk to me on msn here is my e-mail ashlee_anne13@hotmail.com

  • hey asshole ct girl she shaved her head to give to cancer your fat ass woulden’t do suck a thing and i listen to my cusins music u probably don’t know her songs becouse your a fucking big headed reatard ur so clueless like shut the fuck up hello memory check your jelous fucking dipp shitt jees and p.s she has a life unlike you she does more then you fucking big headed ass hole

  • Shut the fuck up! oh yeah your her cousin- i dont care if you were one of her tits! She is a loser. She is famous for what????? For nothing. any moron can make babies- shave their heads. Shes been marrired twice under the age of 30. Kudos huh!
    She another white trash bimbo who love the cameras. And loves attention thats it.

  • You can the trash out of the trailer but you can’t take the trailer out of the trash. How much you want to bet she overdoses or is back in rehab by next summer?