Lynne Spears’ literary tour de force, Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World, hits bookshelves next week, but there’s one important person who hasn’t read it: Britney Spears.
She says Britney and Bryan have yet to read it, but “Jamie Lynn loved the book. I started to cry because I told her, ‘I wanted so much for you to like it.’ And she got up and kissed me on the cheek and said, ‘Mama, thank you so much.'”
Oh, come on. We all know they were both crying because Jamie-Lynn finally learned how to read. And Jamie-Lynn was thanking her for using small words that she could sound out easily.
And Britney hasn’t read it because the genre of celebrity tell-alls is still a little bit above her head. It’s like asking a kindergartner to tell you what he thought of Infinite Jest. He’s just going to smile and dance and fart in response. Not even worth trying.
That kindergartner thoroughly enjoyed Infinite Jest. I know because I had the same response when my brother asked me that.
I heard it’s because she can’t actually read, so she ‘s waiting for the audio version.
come on y’all, she can read, she just does not read books.
I read she says she felt “kicked in the stomach” upon learning Jaime Lynn was pregnat. Good thing she got her wind back so she could call OK mag and sell the story!
dear britney,
thanks for the cash flow. i knew when i birthed you that you were going to be a human slot machine for your mommy and it came true. if you think i ruined your life, then you’re just a big fucking crybaby.
love,
mommy
Put some librarian glasses on her and she could be a Republican VP candidate.
ugh
beet, your humor is simply AWESOME!!! give us more of that. you totally rock!
haha.. I love how her credentials are like ‘mother of Jamie-Lynn and Britney Spears’… like that qualifies her to be an author lol