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42Lindsay Lohan’s Tits are Totally Real

Do you know why I love you guys?

Well, many reasons, but one of them is that, no matter how many pictures of Lindsay Lohan I run, I get emails from you guys, like, “Can you run more photos of Lindsay Lohan?”

Sigh.

This is why we get along so well, you guys.

I’d say the best argument for Ali Lohan’s tits being real are these awesome side boob shots of La Lohan from the VMAs. These things are real and they are glorious, people. These girls are just genetically inclined to have phenomenal hooters, and you gotta respect that. I’m a little jealous of Samantha Ronson right now, I gotta admit.

I also like these shots because it makes it really obvious where Lindsay’s real hair ends and her extensions begin. See, she may have killer tits naturally, but the hair is fake. Doesn’t that make you feel just a little bit better about yourself?

September 9, 2008 at 1:18 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan

42 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan’s Tits are Totally Real”

  1. TSS says:

    That’s fucking great… thanks Beet.

    I wish I could post of David Hasselhoff side penis shot…so you could feel better about yourself to.

  2. Windy City Windy says:

    What the hell are you talking about beet? Who the f would be emailing to see more of this lesbian sluts side tit? Her tits look GROSS – (i noted earlier in the VMA entry that she needs to learn to wear a g damn bra)

  3. Beth says:

    damn, her boobs have a lot of sag! lol thank god they’re real or that would be one heck of a complaint to have with her plastic surgeon.

    imho, she has a blessing with those big boobs and tiny waist.

  4. Klipper says:

    Why the fuck would anybody request to see pictures of Lindsay Lohan? She’s not even that great looking. I mean, there are worse looking people out there. Take for example her boyfriend, Sam.

  5. Beet Czar says:

    They are REAL and they are SPECTACULAR!!! Again, how does Samantha Ronson get this? From Fashion Week to the VMA’s; Lindsay has look great.

  6. trixie says:

    I’m so jealous of Samantha!!!!!!

    And please more more more Lilo’s pics

  7. j says:

    too saggy…her boobs look like they belong on an used up old cow…. jenn aniston has better boobs, imo.

  8. Donkey Punch says:

    I agree, saggy boobs which is odd because she is still pretty young. Doesn’t mean I wouldn’t enjoy them still.

  9. LFP says:

    #1 – I love Lindsay and Samantha! Thanks for all of the pictures.
    #2 – The fake hair extensions thing is totally out of hand with all of these girls. It looks like they have shawls made of hair wrapped around their shoulders. I hope this trend goes away!
    #3 – I saw Lindsay (and Samantha) a little over a week ago at a restaurant and she is sooooo skinny. I am not sure how this works. I saw food go into their mouths…………….

  10. long dong silver says:

    I’m just glad when you post pix of Boobs, I’m a boob guy so that makes my day, actually I judge my day by- did Beet-Post-Boobs! hahaha!!!!!!
    (even if they are Saggers-pointing-to-Hatés! ; )

  11. Down Unda says:

    Oh, yummy! She’s delicious. I am glad she’s getting her act together. They are a little saggy, but she’s got no bra on and they are rather large and weighty. I’d be more than happy to volunteer to walk around with her to hold ‘em up tough.

    However, not to nitpick, she needs to go to the dermatologist and get those side boob tags removed.

    And the whole hair extensions trend just needs to die… while celebrities may be able to afford to pull it of better by getting better stylists and products, “normal” women that walk around with them look horrible and are about as obvious (albeit still more attractive) as some old balding fat guy with a jet black toupee.

  12. Down Unda says:

    “tough” should be “though”

  13. Kelsey says:

    Her boobs are way to saggy.

  14. AL says:

    People around here must have no boobs, or very small ones. So, speaking on behalf of the large breasted population, BIG BOOBS SAG PEOPLE!

  15. sillyplant says:

    I have boobs about the size of hers, and guess what, everyone? BIG BOOBS REACT TO GRAVITY. They are HEAVY. I tried weighing my boobs once and if I recall correctly, they were around 5 pounds. This is why good bras are SOOOO important to chesty ladies. :)

  16. Metallic Onslaught says:

    Damn, those are some saggy ass titties. Anyway, I have something to say to all those that find Lindsay Lohan attractive… it’s time to stop smoking the crack.

  17. Ashley says:

    “glorious & phenomenal”? really??? where?!?!? all i see are some boobs that are wayyyyyy below where they should be. mine are about the same size (or bigger) & mine are not hanging that low! that bitch is younger than me (i’m 24) & her tits are lookin deeee-sgusting.

    ohhhh well-everyone’s are different! i agree though-good bras are AMAZING!!! i thought my girls were good before…. :)

  18. Down Unda says:

    @Ashley: You know, a comparison photo of your “girls” would help readers understand your post better and emphasize your point. :-)

  19. jenn says:

    i think she looks great here.

  20. Jay says:

    No doubt the boobs are real. A little yeyo goes a long way to keep the weight down. But more importantly, what’s the over/under on Ms. Lohan(or for the last several months, Ms. Ronson) pulling an Anne Heche after she’s played wag the dog for a little bit?

  21. Jinxy McDeath says:

    She has a face of a 40 year cocktail waitress at a dive bar in Laughlin NV, and the titay’s to match. Now we know that girl ruined her youthful looks and needs to enroll in a women’s studies major somewhere and plan a new career strategy. If you’ve peaked at 20 in the entertainment industry, you are DEAD.

  22. Jay says:

    No doubt the boobs are real. A little yeyo goes a long way to keep the weight down. But more importantly, what’s the over/under on Ms. Lohan(or for the last several months, Ms. Ronson) pulling a Anne Heche after she’s played wag the dog for a little bit?

  23. j says:

    btw, i have real 36dd breasts (and i am not a large woman, i’m petite with just big boobs) and yes, they do hang lower because they are heavy, but mine do not look like hers….maybe her extreme weight changes caused them to be that way?? she used to be bigger, then she got super duper skinny then she gained some weight, so her skin’s elasticity may not be what it used to be??

    also, more power for her going bra less, i hate bras with a passion, but i still wear something with support when i go out. my bf will tell me to go braless but i feel self conscious.

    she’s not ugly. it’s just, whoever looks at those boobs can NOT tell me that they aren’t saggy.

  24. Jinxy McDeath says:

    ****btw, i have real 36dd breasts (and i am not a large woman, i’m petite with just big boobs) ****

    36 inches is 3 ft across, it’s a size 12 which is on the large size, especially if you are ‘petite’ which means under 5’2″ btw. With a DD cup size you probably have a high BMI or fat content, and would most likely be a C cup if you were a size 6-8. Sizes are just that, but you cannot be 3feet across your rib cage and be a size 2 unless you are in the gorilla family. Fake breasts means all bets are off, but you would still be a size 12 AROUND YOUR BODY, MINIMUM.

  25. JustPassingBy says:

    Wow, Jinxy, you can tell someone’s exact size, measurements, and BMI, sight unseen. What a wonder you are.

    Or an idiot. Geesh.

  26. j says:

    Sorry to burst your bubble, but i am noooo way near a size 12, actually more like a 6. PLUS, you totally got the bra thingie wrong. 1 way to get the measurement is to measure underneath the boobs, across the ribcage, THEN YOU ADD 4 INCHES. so i actually measure about 34 inches.

    Plus, you have to take into consideration the rest of my measurements, plus my bone density. PLUS you have to take into consideration the definition of petite. I’m sorry if have the definition of petite incorrect, but I know i’m not a large woman. Maybe I am just a medium sized woman?? Clothes fit better on me though if I shop in the petite section though….

    i know that i’m not overweight, i’m not fat, i’m not even chubby. I’m smaller than America Ferrera, but bigger than Hayden panettiere. Neither of them are super skinny like Nicole Richie, but neither of them are even CLOSE to fat.

    MY BOOBS fit into a large size, but the rest of the shirt will hang off of me because the rest of me is slim. It sucks, i mean, boobs ARE just fat, and most of my fat goes to my boobs. I’m top heavy. Some women, the fat goes to their butt, their stomach, their thighs, their face, or all over. Shrug. That’s the roll of the genetic dice. I have nice boobs. But i sure as hell wish I were taller, had longer legs, darker skin, straight hair, etc etc…. Big deal. No one’s 100% perfect.

    and i will not respond back to this thread anymore because i’ve spent way too much time on it already!

  27. j says:

    sorry its late, getting tired. 36-4 is 32, i measure 32 across. ok, really, no more of this thread! sorry!!! let’s get back to critiquing lindsay’s side boob!!

  28. Ally says:

    Maybe her breasts change size bc she got those fake ones like Britney allegedly did, where you can pump em or whatever to get what size you want that day. Or they droop bc of the weight fluctuation like Jessica Simpson where she got a boob job bc she didn’t like how saggy her breasts were after her weight loss. The sag could also be from having the breasts implants removed and now all that skin that stretched to accommodate them sags. So many theories, most of which revolve around past breast job. I never believed they were real. On to her hair. It pissed me off to find out that she had extensions bc her momager and her went on and on about how natural her hair was and I was so envious. Too many lies from this family. Rant over…for now….

  29. smellbrain says:

    GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS

  30. luvvb says:

    awww god she is so sexy. did you really need to point out the hair extension thing though…jeez. love this girl. go linds!
    please post MORE lindsay pics, thanks!

  31. antisocialite says:

    you people are totally stupid. gravity + large= sag. doesn’t matter what her age is. big boobs are going to sag. i am just happy she is natural and hasn’t had plastic surgery. the same people who are throwing off on her saggy boobs are probably the same people who criticize the plastic playmates for being fake. stop being so hypercritical.

    • bombase says:

      oooooooo so allllll the other people are stupid???? Wow you must be really smart!
      Your little sum is very incorrect though.
      I know many girls with nice perky tits being a D, DD and even E cup! I agree that later in life they will sag….after 30′s maybe??
      Dont like fake boobs either…but girls get implants by choice and Lindsay didnt choose to have hangers so i dont criticize her for it…. I rather feel sorry for her!

  32. oh gosh says:

    I disagree beet, I do think those tits are fake and they are sagging just from the weight. There is no way that skinny of a chick has those big of boobs without implants. Period

  33. Caz2 says:

    That outft is adorable! Lindsay has a killer body.

  34. Verbatim says:

    LiLo’s gotten so skinny (I’d estimate she’s no more than 100lbs), there is absolutely no way she would still be able to retain such large tits if they were natural. They are implants that have become saggy because of the rapid weight loss.

  35. alissss says:

    if you have boobs that big and except them to not be saggy then you must be having a laugh!!! big boobs will ALWAYS sag, unless they are fake, and hers are real..

  36. Turtledove says:

    Are you being sarcastic?
    I’m 41 with large,real breasts and mine don’t sag that much! Plus she has some strange bumps or tags on her skin. Alas, I do have those.

  37. Noble says:

    Halo! The babes are here! This is my sexiest site to visit. I make sure I am alone in case I get too hot. Post your favorite link here.

  38. Rachel says:

    Woah, no way is her rack nice in the least.
    A good rack= perky C cups; not saggy C cups. Go take a look at Madonna’s boobs. Much better.

  39. lymn says:

    Lindsay & Ali both have beautiful boobs.

  40. fragmentofthefall says:

    Im sorry J… but if you wear a 36 DD, you have a bigger ribcage. Im not even that small around the ribcage and I wear a 32…. I have no doubt that you are petite everywhere else, and Im not calling you a size 12, but the ribcage aint small. and.. bigger isnt nicer.. so just cause you have DDs doesnt mean you have nice boobs. but you may.. :P

  41. fragmentofthefall says:

    oh
    and lindsaylohan, real or not, thats fucking nasty shit

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