Sep 08, 2008 at 11:12 am by Evil Beet

“oh for fucks sake ive had some great conversations but not ONE has ever ended in an Orgasm, y’all need some pussy and some cock and shut the hell up”

Courtney Love, in her latest MySpace blog, on the purity ring conversations from last night’s VMAs.

I’d print the rest of her blog, but I don’t want the entire Internet to implode under the sheer weight of Courtney Love’s insanity and poor grammar.

25 Responses to “Quotables”

  1. Señor Loco says:

    Bad grammar aside, is this not of of THE best photos of Courtney Love ever? She is like almost attractive in this one! I said almost.

  2. Brooke says:

    Oh. My. God. I looked at that picture quickly and thought to myself….is that Madonna, or Courtney Love?

    Holy shit either Madonna looks like crap or Courtney Love cleaned up her act just a TINY TINY bit!

  3. amanda says:

    she actually doesn’t look half bad in the picture, except for the lopsided nipples

  4. V. Eye Pete says:

    ah… so many celebrities…. so little education. Need I say more?

  5. Abbi says:

    Why does she have a problem with teenagers choosing to not have sex until they’re married? I don’t get people like her…
    Maybe they don’t want to end up as fucking COKE heads like you courtney, so they’ve decided to make responsible decisions and stick to their morals rather than sleeping around and fucking up their lives.

    It’s their choice. They’re not shoving it in people’s faces. I hate when people criticize other people’s personal choices as if their fucking opinions should matter. The only opinion that should matter to ANYBODY in this world is their own opinions of themselves. God I hate people.

  6. mambaX says:

    I would call it popular knowledge
    not celebrity knowledge, except if….
    …she wants to become a philosopher.

  7. wtf says:

    not my comment

  8. Down Unda says:

    I was just about to say that this was actually a hot pic of her… but looks like I wasn’t the only one.

  9. TSS says:

    Most of the “great conversations” she’ had are with the fucking voices in her head.

  10. Tracy says:

    I think that Nick Jonas wearing a purity ring is fine. He’s 15 fuckin’ years old and people are giving him shit for not sleeping around? Jesus Christ. If he was 35 and still wearing it, then by all means, give him shit. But if he’s more committed to love than a random fuck at his age I think that’s fantastic. My nieces are his age and they have bought into the purity ring too… and I think it’s awesome because they’re not going to get STDs before a high school diploma.

  11. jemms says:

    that is exactly what your daughter needs to hear from you, Courtney. Your 15 YEAR OLD daughter.

  12. jemms says:

    tss, i finally agree with you

  13. Rita says:

    Mmmmm, Hypocrisy? Abbi.. you’re comment was a little ridiculous, and I kind of giggled when I read it. A) I thought it was rude that you capitalized coke. I’m not sayin’ it’s ok to do drugs kids, but I don’t think it makes you some horrible person. And B) I thought it was hilarious that you go on to say that you “hate when people criticize other people’s personal choices as if their fucking opinions should matter.”

    Just thought I’d point it out.

  14. momster says:

    I think Courtney looks like Miley Cyrus in this pic.

    And yes, what a wonderful role model she is for her teenage daughter. Frances Bean must be so proud!

  15. Janaycore says:

    I read a statistic that students who sign a purity pledge in high school are usually no more or less virgins than their peers without the pledge by the end of senior year. Thought that was interesting

  16. K-chan says:

    I’m 19 and I wear a promise ring. If you don’t like it you can just go fuck yourself. (cuz obviously I’m not going to fuck you.)

  17. barracuda says:

    she looks like cher!

  18. courtney’s got a great surgeon. and courtney, the great convo and orgasm aren’t mutually exclusive.

  19. God Praise Evil Beet says:

    I agree with Brook, I though it was Madonna at first look. What is this world coming to?

  20. Abbi says:

    Rita- I’m not a celebrity, I don’t think my opinion matters, and I wasn’t shoving my ideals down someones throat, therefore it’s not hypocritical. It was a rant, a comment on a gossip blog, and allowed to be ridiculous. I can be as rude as I want to be, because I don’t care what anybody thinks of what I say. So miss manners maybe you should check where you’re posting before you preach.
    Courtney IS a celebrity and is criticizing GOOD people for making strong decisions based on personal MORALS. Something she knows absolutely nothing about. And THAT was my point (along with residual anger from actually reading her blog).

  21. censorthis says:

    why would we waste our time paying attention to something said by the woman that directly, or indirectly, had a hand in her spouses suicide. i don’t think she’s qualified to give good advice. maybe if she had started with; “hey honey, why don’t we quit playing with guns”.

  22. anemoon says:

    K-chan, do you now what “fuck yourself” means?
    heard about hey ;)

  23. cass says:

    I’m 24 and I wear a purity ring… It was a personal choice I made in Middle School and I still stand by it. I don’t go around screaming for FUCKS SAKE you people who have sex before marriage crap… I think it is a big deal for each individual, but I don’t think that other people should make such a big deal about it. Live and let live!

  24. Anonymous says:

    ? ???? ?? ??? ??

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