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Kelly Carlson’s Tits: Real or Fake???

Ha ha ha!

I’m just kidding, you guys.

Don’t bother answering that.

The Nip/Tuck hottie shows off what she paid for at an after party at the Toronto Film Festival.

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  • Actually it looks as though she may have had some sort of heart surgery. Not joking….that scar down the middle looks like some sort of bypass scar.

  • i’ve thought she was hot as shit from the beginning of nip/tuck. yeah, her boobs look fake, but the rest of looks good to me! :) & i’m a straight 24 year old chick-i an’t gonna lie! ;)

  • What is with the huge scar? And if I had a scar there and the chance for some plastic surgery I’d be getting big breasts that sat closer together. Sorry Kelly for being so judgemental but hey, you’re putting it all out there, you gotta expect some comments.

  • Yikes. RTeminds me of soap actress Susan Ward’s botched titties:

    awfulplasticsurgery.com/2003/09/17/when-bad-boob-jobs-happen-to-cute-girls/

    awfulplasticsurgery.com/2003/09/17/susan-ward/

  • I don’t know you guys… I have tiny boobs and the other day I had them jammed up in a certain tank top, and I caught a glimpse of myself and was struck most by the weird, giant, “boob-job” gap between my smoosed-up little boobs. It actually looked a LOT like this picture. I was shocked my chest looked like that, with the big canyon in the middle, but apparently when you lift up and out small breasts, it’s there. So considering how small hers look here, I wonder if it’s that, or if she got small but unfortunate implants.

  • Man, I was about to say why even ask? Canyon boob is a dead give away and so is the fact that they are round on top like two halves of a grapefruit shoved in there.

  • What’s with the Janet Leigh/Psycho days hair? And she deserves her money back for that horrible job on her chest.

  • seriously…what’s with her scar, very weird boobs and mid-aged lady ‘do? She is SUPPOSED to be a hottie for G’s sake!!! At least her face is still nice.

  • Is it only my impression or those tits are not euqally big? I mean..the left one seems bigger than the right one..

  • You know what, anyone who has had their chest cracked open like that can get fake titties for all I care. The woman has faced death and spit in it’s eye.

  • YAY! Can we talk more about nip/tuck!? I love that show :)

    I’ve never quite understood her hair. She definitely looked better when the show began and she wasnt 70 lbs total

  • I am thinking she had a sucking chest wound or open heart surgery too, you can see the suture staples, why would you purchase a dress to show off a chest scar? Oh, Starr Jones did it to great effect while squiring around her gay husband, lookin’ good Kelli!

  • Haven’t you ever considered natural?

    I mean, come on. If they were fake, the surgeon if they had a mind at all, would have:
    A] made them the same size!
    B] pushed them together, and
    C] not been so damn hiddeous.

    But in ways they look artificial..so I guess its whatever you want to hear.

  • Maybe they are new, and it’s like when you get a new clutch in your car, eventually they are going to drop into place. She is way to hot to have gone to some second rate surgeon. Hell I could recommend a few good doctors in LA for her. Is it just me or has she lost some weight from the Nip/Tuck days?

  • i think she is the most beautiful woman out there!! only she can pull off that hair and totally rock it! i’m so sick of girls with stringy long hair who think thye are so sexy. how many of you could pull this look off.

    as for the “scar”, just looks like a tan line or bad lighting. and if it is a scar, that only makes her rock more.

    as for the boobs, a little far apart but with an ass like that … who cares. and i am a straight woman. i have a girl crush on her … but i really hope she doesn’t smoke bc smoking stinks

  • I agree! I think she is the perfect combination of classic beauty…..with a few modern enhancements!!