Kelly Carlson’s Tits: Real or Fake???

Ha ha ha!

I’m just kidding, you guys.

Don’t bother answering that.

The Nip/Tuck hottie shows off what she paid for at an after party at the Toronto Film Festival.

38 Comments

  1. sue says:

    If those were bolted to my body, I’d have worn a turtleneck.

  2. Lah-Dee-Dah says:

    Actually it looks as though she may have had some sort of heart surgery. Not joking….that scar down the middle looks like some sort of bypass scar.

  3. Lah-Dee-Dah says:

    Either that or it’s the reflection of the light

  4. Anna says:

    Waaayyy too far apart … fake and tiny. Not good Kelly.

  5. Kale says:

    I wish she had a hairstyle that was this decade. Weird chest scar?

  6. Chris says:

    boobs are too far apart – fake and tiny. NG.

  7. V. Eye Pete says:

    If they were fake don’t you think the doctor would have put them closer together?

  8. She looked better a few years back, when the show started and she had a few pounds on her, she was always petite and gorgeous, just getting that bony almost gives her a chest as scary as Victoria Beckham.

  9. Ashley says:

    i’ve thought she was hot as shit from the beginning of nip/tuck. yeah, her boobs look fake, but the rest of looks good to me! :) & i’m a straight 24 year old chick-i an’t gonna lie! ;)

  10. Krz says:

    What is with the huge scar? And if I had a scar there and the chance for some plastic surgery I’d be getting big breasts that sat closer together. Sorry Kelly for being so judgemental but hey, you’re putting it all out there, you gotta expect some comments.

  11. Brynja says:

    Why would anyone pay for that? Looks horrible.

  12. piedlourde says:

    Yikes. RTeminds me of soap actress Susan Ward’s botched titties:

    awfulplasticsurgery.com/2003/09/17/when-bad-boob-jobs-happen-to-cute-girls/

    awfulplasticsurgery.com/2003/09/17/susan-ward/

  13. piedlourde says:

    (I didn’t post hyperlinks as I wasn’t sure if they’d be considered spam)

  14. mireee says:

    Those look so, so, SO fake!

  15. Les says:

    They are just plain ugly and disturbing! Gross!

  16. Leslie says:

    OMG, she looks like a bobblehead, and those “boobs”! She used to look pretty good, but now…

  17. KC says:

    I don’t know you guys… I have tiny boobs and the other day I had them jammed up in a certain tank top, and I caught a glimpse of myself and was struck most by the weird, giant, “boob-job” gap between my smoosed-up little boobs. It actually looked a LOT like this picture. I was shocked my chest looked like that, with the big canyon in the middle, but apparently when you lift up and out small breasts, it’s there. So considering how small hers look here, I wonder if it’s that, or if she got small but unfortunate implants.

  18. BLA says:

    Man, I was about to say why even ask? Canyon boob is a dead give away and so is the fact that they are round on top like two halves of a grapefruit shoved in there.

  19. elle fire says:

    Unfortunate waste of money…& what’s with the Mom hair?

  20. Veronica says:

    What’s with the Janet Leigh/Psycho days hair? And she deserves her money back for that horrible job on her chest.

  21. Lia says:

    seriously…what’s with her scar, very weird boobs and mid-aged lady ‘do? She is SUPPOSED to be a hottie for G’s sake!!! At least her face is still nice.

  22. Picci says:

    Is it only my impression or those tits are not euqally big? I mean..the left one seems bigger than the right one..

  23. Donkey Punch says:

    You know what, anyone who has had their chest cracked open like that can get fake titties for all I care. The woman has faced death and spit in it’s eye.

  24. ann says:

    Pretty face, scary implants! hahaha!

  25. foxyroxy says:

    jesus christ on a pwny! you could drive a truck thru the gap in those things!

  26. Rich says:

    She has my nana’s haircut and a TERRIBLE breast job and i’ve seen her smoking cigs. YUK!

  27. Alicia says:

    YAY! Can we talk more about nip/tuck!? I love that show :)

    I’ve never quite understood her hair. She definitely looked better when the show began and she wasnt 70 lbs total

  28. Fleur says:

    Her stylist should be shot.

  29. Ashley says:

    @ alicia: nip/tuck-Looooooooooooooooove it!!!!!!!!!! can’t wait for it! :)

  30. Jinxy McDeath says:

    I am thinking she had a sucking chest wound or open heart surgery too, you can see the suture staples, why would you purchase a dress to show off a chest scar? Oh, Starr Jones did it to great effect while squiring around her gay husband, lookin’ good Kelli!

  31. Smith says:

    Those are some ugly fake boobies

  32. Turner says:

    she smokes too?? what the hell? it looks like she has two different size “half” plumbs spread 4 feet apart.

  33. ick says:

    Just awful! did they stick those in while giving her open-heart surgery?

  34. ick says:

    oh and i work for m.a.c and its just shameful to see her grossing up the image like that

  35. paige1221 says:

    Haven’t you ever considered natural?

    I mean, come on. If they were fake, the surgeon if they had a mind at all, would have:
    A] made them the same size!
    B] pushed them together, and
    C] not been so damn hiddeous.

    But in ways they look artificial..so I guess its whatever you want to hear.

  36. JT says:

    Maybe they are new, and it’s like when you get a new clutch in your car, eventually they are going to drop into place. She is way to hot to have gone to some second rate surgeon. Hell I could recommend a few good doctors in LA for her. Is it just me or has she lost some weight from the Nip/Tuck days?

  37. julie says:

    i think she is the most beautiful woman out there!! only she can pull off that hair and totally rock it! i’m so sick of girls with stringy long hair who think thye are so sexy. how many of you could pull this look off.

    as for the “scar”, just looks like a tan line or bad lighting. and if it is a scar, that only makes her rock more.

    as for the boobs, a little far apart but with an ass like that … who cares. and i am a straight woman. i have a girl crush on her … but i really hope she doesn’t smoke bc smoking stinks

  38. Johnny K says:

    I agree! I think she is the perfect combination of classic beauty…..with a few modern enhancements!!

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