Check out my sex kitten Hugh Laurie performing “Such a Night” at a Netflix concert this week.

Oh, Dr. House. You can use your tool to perform invasive explorations of my body any day, baby.

Brooke Mueller (aka Mrs. Sheen) shows off her growing belly at her first public appearance since news of her pregnancy hit the interwebs.

She and Charlie attended the grand opening of Yellowtail Sushi Restaurant & Bar At Bellagio in Vegas. Also there: Paris Hilton, Michelle Rodriquez, Shar Jackson, Wilmer Valderrama and that stupid bitch Janelle from Sunset Tan. But I’m not posting any pictures of Janelle because I refuse to play any role in making that self-obsessed, worthless little whore famous.

There have been rumors for several months now, but I think Lance Bass has made it official by dragging hottie (married!) trainer Sebastian Leal to Puerto Rico with him for the grand opening of Brother Jimmy’s BBQ in San Juan. Looks like Lance has a new lover boy.

Granted, Sebastian’s been separated from his wife, Jessica Gannon, for years now (and it may well have been a green card marriage, since he was born in Brazil), but still. Scandalicious!!!

Sorry, you guys know how excited I get about photos of Alfonso Ribeiro. I don’t know why. I just do.

Carlton hit up a party in Puerto Rico this weekend, along with Joey Fatone and Jamie-Lynn Sigler, who seems to be popping up everywhere these days now that she’s single. Good for her.

For the second year in a row, Amy Winehouse has pulled out of her performance at the Rock en Seine Festival outside of Paris.

“Amy Winehouse was regrettably unable to perform at the Rock en Seine show in Paris, due to illness,” her spokesman Chris Goodman said. “She was taken ill at her house and wasn’t able to travel to France for the concert.”

The concert organizers were given two hours’ notice that their headliner was not going to be showing up.

OMG.

Why does anybody book this bitch for anything these days? There’s like a 20% chance she’ll show up. Just skip it, guys.

Forty-three-year-old hottie Elizabeth Hurley shows off her tits and her super-rich hubby at the Venice Film Festival.

Not a bad life, dear.