Aug 22, 2008 at 10:47 am by Evil Beet

“People think Chace is gay, and thought I was gay, that we were humping. It’s not true, but hilarious. People project their fantasies onto people. I’ve never been someone who makes it my objective to go out and pick up chicks. But I’ve met some fantastic ladies here. You know those amazing conversations where you find yourself in a café talking until 2 a.m. and never see them again.”

Ed Westwick in an interview with Page Six magazine.

So there you have it, folks: an official denial.

But what kind of guy talks to a chick until 2 am in a cafe and then doesn’t take her home to seal the deal?

Oh, right: a gay guy. And Ed Westwick, apparently.

Aug 22, 2008 at 10:44 am by Evil Beet

Congratulations to Spice Girl Melanie C., who confirmed today that she is pregnant. This news means that all five of the Spice Girls have spawned. Now that’s scary.

Aug 22, 2008 at 10:40 am by Evil Beet

This is my first time hearing this song, let alone seeing the video, and I have to say that I absolutely love it. Sometimes I forget that, despite the fact that sometimes I feel like she takes the whole “badass” images a little overboard, Pink kind of rocks at writing music. It’s honest and it’s raw and it’s painful and it’s funny, and you just don’t see that very often on the pop music scene.

Aug 22, 2008 at 10:35 am by Evil Beet

The jeans are normal today, although a little long.

Still doing the penny loafers thing, too.

No word on what John Lithgow is wearing. Hopefully there’s a large gold chain involved.

Aug 22, 2008 at 10:32 am by Evil Beet

Da Brat is going to jail for THREE YEARS for striking a woman with a rum bottle at an Atlanta nightclub late last year.

Da Brat is 34 years old!

She seemed like such a sweet girl on The Surreal Life, and I’m sorry to hear this.

Aug 22, 2008 at 10:26 am by Evil Beet

Who the fuck IS this person?

Smiling and looking all healthy and shit?

It’s Samantha Ronson, chilling with Lindsay while she shops in LA.

I honestly would not have recognized her.