Michael Lohan announced today that he’s engaged to his 24-year-old girlfriend, Erin Muller.
And, as long as people are paying attention to him, he has a few more things he’d like to get off his chest. Specifically, some ranting about Samantha Ronson:
“I’m not happy,” he says. “Ever since [Lindsay] got out of rehab and all these people came back into her life, things haven’t been right … People like Samantha Ronson don’t need to be around Lindsay. She shouldn’t be dragging Lindsay around nightclubs. Who was Samantha Ronson before Lindsay Lohan? She was nobody. She is using her for her own gain. All these people have inserted themselves into her life like parasites, and it’s not right. I’m done with them.”
Uh, Michael? Ever since you got out of Lindsay’s life and Samantha got in, Lindsay’s been out of the headlines. In fact, you’ve been the most scandalous Lohan family member for nearly the entirety of this year. So, ya know, shut up.
Hooray for contests!
If you haven’t heard by now, the kids at CNN are doing this neato little thing where you can put a CNN headline on a T-shirt to demonstrate to the world that you not only follow the news, but you can also find the humor in it.
This particular tee is in reference to an article about how Olive Garden doesn’t love Kendra Wilkinson’s endorsement quite as much as Kendra Wilkinson loves Olive Garden, and it’s my favorite.
Want one of your own?
We’re giving away four. If you win, you can pick the color, size and headline of your tee (it doesn’t have to be the one pictured above if you don’t find Kendra Wilkinson as amusing as I do). Get some suggestions here.
To win, send an email to evilbeet@gmail.com completing the following sentence:
Kendra Wilkinson checks CNN.com on a regular basis because ________________ .
The subject line of your email should be “CNN Contest.”
Winners will be announced on Thursday morning. Deadline for submission is Wednesday at 10 pm PST.
Enjoy!
Meet Doutzen Kroes (anyone know how to pronounce that?), a 23-year-old model from the Netherlands who has just been named as the new Victoria’s Secret angel.
As her first official item of business, she helped unveil to new Supermodel Obsessions collection in NYC.
What do we think, kids?
Oscar-winning actress and singer Jennifer Hudson has been asked by Barack Obama to sing the national anthem on Thursday – the day of the presumptive Presidential candidate’s much-anticipated address to the Democratic convention in Denver.
“His reps called and said we’d love for you to sing the anthem on Thursday,” said Jennifer’s rep. “She’s thrilled and excited. It’s a tremendous honor.”
Hey, remember back in the day when, after winning an Olympic all-around gold, gymnasts would head back to Texas and either resume training or start coaching and the next time we’d see them they’d be on a box of Wheaties?
The times they are a-changin’.
Nastia Liukin was spotted — where else — leaving LA hotspot Beso last night, with the obligatory bitchy publicist in tow. No autographs, please. She’s way too famous now.
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