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Celebs: They’re Just Like Us!

August 30, 2008
Evil Beet
Famke Janssen
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Famke Janssen schleps two huge packages while walking her dog on the streets of Manhattan.

When I lived (briefly) in NYC, the UPS Store was about three blocks from my apartment. And, even still, whenever I had to get a large package there, I would seriously contemplate calling a cab before remembering that I lived on a tight budget and dragging the damn thing down there myself. And don’t even get me started on the laundromat, which was next door to the UPS Store. Don’t tell my roommates, but there was more than one time that I’d spill our damn laundry cart while trying to push it up the uneven, cobblestone sidewalks that make Park Slope so fucking adorable. And this one time, I fell down along with the cart, with the laundry and the cart piled on top of me, and this 10-year-old girl who was walking behind me started picking up my underwear and putting it back in the cart and I was like, “Uh, thanks, but I can do that.”

Not. At all. Mortifying.

If I were a movie star, I would totally be paying someone else to do this shit for me.

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  • Yeah, but she’s probably hauling boxes with diamonds and gold, not dirty skivies.

    Speaking of Beet: grannie panties, things, g-strings, boxers, briefs?

  • Oh, my isn’t this a scintillating piece of gossip that we can really sink our teeth into…hmmmm lets see…. look mommy there is a dog. I wonder if it pisses on everything like little Leo? Oh look mommy, she has a dress and shoes! Wow! Oh there are tits and a crotch, but no one is talking about that! She has big glasses and a sour expression on her face…. Yes this must be one of the best pieces of dish to come by in long time! I wonder if she or someone else is on drugs… or there are dog turds all dried up on the kitchen floor and some piss stained newspapers there as well. She probably wonders what she can’t get a man…. So much in one little picture. Maybe she will go to rehab soon! That will be really hot wouldn’t it. Yawn.

  • We can safety extract the following from this picture:-

    Her car has been towed away.
    The dog is ugly and has a facial expression of something just been poked up its arse.
    Her bag is fake from a local flea market.
    She should invest in a bra with saggy boobs that bad.
    Extra large sunglasses for black eye obtained when walking into door.
    She is rehearsing her new role of Tammy The Hamster with puffed out cheeks.
    She forgot to change out her nightie before going out.
    The boxes contain the new version of Randy the Steelworker Male Blowup Doll with accessories.
    She also has thoughts of peeing into her neighbours garden pots.

  • Beet….you’ve been posting hot gossip less and less. You’re barely posting at all anymore.
    It’s your job to post gossip…so why are you failing at such an easy job? Not to be mean…I used to love to read this site. But lately you’ve become just plain cynical and sad…not even in an entertaining way…and you’ve stolen so many posters ideas. Seriously.
    Where is all the gossip?
    Perez has been posting things 24/7, and even though I hate him, he posted a video a day before you did. A DAY. Keep up with your job. -__-.

  • Let her live her own way and guys, get a life. You got no benefit from bitching her back and forth. She’s a celebrity so? Doesn’t mean she wanted to opt celebrity’s life fully. Maybe she just love being normal people who do things herself.

  • Haha J, totally what I was thinking. :) But to cover it up like that…it’s beyond me how some religious nazis can care more about idiotic rules in a book than the very human beings that co-habit this world with them.