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It’s Beginning!

American Idol auditions kicked off in New York today … with the addition of fourth judge Kara DioGuardi.

It’s obvious already that they hired Kara to help prop up Paula — literally.

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  • Oh God…

    (a) Simon looks like Bert’s (from Ernie and Bert fame) retarded homeless cousin (A white T-shirt… seriously? He’s got more money than the Pope and the best he can do is break out a threadbare Hanes?!);

    (b) While Paula looks cute, her boobs have dropped to her navel and her nipples look like they are pointing up and to her right (or is that just me?);

    (c) Randy needs to not only put down the pork chop (again!) but also stop dressing himself in the dark (With the necklace, watch, and belt-buckle combo he looks like a 14 year old Japanese girl that went nuts with a $50 gift certificate at Spencer’s Gifts!)

    (d) The new girl looks cute, but she look like she mugged Pebbles Flintstone and took her shirt.

  • Ummmm if there are four judges then wtf are they going to do if two say yes and two say no? Wasn’t that the whole point of only having three?

    Idol just needs to die already

  • Good observations Unda. I’d totally still do Paula. I’d love it if she had some sort of psychotic break while I was bangin her like an army drum. Randy is like a white guy acting like a black guy impersonating a white guy. Simon need to realize he has enough money to spring for a mirror and the new girl.. well they have the douchebag foreign guy, the token black guy (which doubles as the white guy since simon isn’t like american white) and the nutcase.. what’s her role?

  • Kara makes my mouth water and another part of me hard. Gorgeous face, a body with some meat on it, a great smile that I’d love to look at with her on top of me. HOTTY!!!

  • I dont Think Kara should be a judge. like come on already. everything she says is pretty much negative, she compares them young singers to herself. and she cant sing ,,
    I think she is too much when she shows them how the line was suppose to be sung. come on already !!
    shes too flirty with the male contestants and yes she goes there where she shouldnt in conversation , I dont much care for her. Id rather see Paula .. she can sing and has the right to be a judge. Kara needs to go..