Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Katie Holmes Will Fuck You Up

Look at this bitch!

She is buff, butch, and pissed.

If I saw her walking down the street like this, I’d cross to the other side.

I bet her arms got those muscles from rolling her jeans every morning.

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  • hmm, I’m starting to like her more because she is just so normal. I mean, I hate the pegged jeans but most of us have made some strange fashion choices at some point. And after seeing Tom in Tropic Thunder I hate him a little less as well.

  • That’s her Urban Chic look… looks good on her… next she’ll be slicking back her hair…

  • i think she’s looking for an escape route so can tunnel her way out when tiny tom is sleeping.

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  • She looks old and bored. I know she’s probably not thrilled having cameras following her around but at least she could smile once in awhile.

  • i’m just relieved she got rid of the winter wear. it’s nice to see her without a freaking sweater and scarf in august!

  • I just saw a pic of Shia LaBeof on Jezabel & I think his jeans were tight rolled too. His feet are in his shadow so it’s a little hard to tell for sure, but it does look like it. UGH!!!! Please noooo fashion gods, don’t let this awful tight rolling thing come back!!!

  • she was wearing all those sweaters just to hide those guns. just so she could come out of nowhere with them. ka-pow — look at my arms !!!

  • Madonna should have stopped when she reached this point, instead of going for Arnold arms and blowing out her veins. Katie could kick some serious ass.

  • @ ribbet, maybe she thinks she’s in Scotland? Seriously, you could have fooled me it was August over here ¬_¬

  • Everyone talks about how buff Madonna and Holmes are, but has anyone checked out how RIPPED Holly Hunter is in her show Saving Grace…

    She makes both of the others look tiny. And she is a little bitty thing.