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Madonna — age fifty — kicks off her Sticky & Sweet Tour in the UK.

Dayum.

I know it’s been said a million times before, but this woman is ripped. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a body like that? I’ve been working my ass off in the gym for months and I’m just finally starting to see some definition — and I’m 26! (Granted, my eating habits have been imperfect at best.) Can you imagine trying to create a body like that at fifty???

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  • not to mention
    she has millions of dollars that she can spend on plastic surgery whenever she wants

    just sayin’

  • Shes a hard worker, and great marketer of herself.

    But other than that, shes way too overrated. Sure shes been in the biz for a while, but she doesnt even have a good voice.. Its average at best. Its her perseverance that keeps her in the charts and good marketing.

  • she’s too skinny… she’s too muscular.. she’s tryin to be young… her voice is bad .. is goes on and on and on.. let me tell you something.. if madonna were a guy none of this shit would have been said.. wich pissis me off… look at mick jagger.. the guy is a walking skeleton… has been for 20 years his voice is nothing special and maybe also overrated.. but nooo… he’s a legend.. i don;t get this.. this woman has been on top of the game for 25 years and still is… that deserves some respect.. yet somehow everyone seems te have an opininion.. she’ s not a geat singer and not 20 years anymore. but she is and ALWAYS will be the queen of pop …

  • she looks too ropey for me…i liked her better when she was softer. and beet, you could totally have a body like that, if you had a nutritionist and a personal trainer and were able to devote 3-4 hours a day to working out.

  • Her arms are fucked up. End of story. Heroin addicts may envy those veins but normal people should cringe.

  • Madonna reminds me of some washed up old stripper from the 1950’s dragging her wrinkled old ass out on stage night after night doing the same old bump and grind routine for the past twenty-five years. The costumes change,but, it’s essentially the same old tired act. By the way, she does resemble Mick Jagger.

  • To be completely honest, Madonna scares the shit out of me. It’s not that I’m not impressed by her body, it’s just that I’m worried that maybe she isn’t totally human anymore. Seriously. That’s not natural.

  • She needs to stop worrying about her body, and pay a little more attention to her face. She’s at the point where makeup is exaggerating her age instead of hiding it.

  • About Mick Jagger – I don’t think anyone ever pretended that he had a good voice, but he is an amazing singer for someone whose voice is essentially a deficet. Madonna is a bit like the current Mick Jagger on tour, hard and kind of grotesque, not quite human immitations of themselves.

  • She didn’t “create” that body at 50. It’s been decades of hard work.

    But yeah, it’s gross.

  • Pssst; warning.. never leave Vadge alone in a field of corn and grains. She’s a better man than her old man and even if he is gay, she’s a better gay man, Guy.. got that?!!

  • She loves the deviant freakish cruel arts and has finally become the subject. Lot’s of demons having fun in her in every way, 24/7.

  • The wiry look doesn’t become her. A little body fat is actually a good thing when you get to be her age–keeps the wrinkles away.

  • she may be wearing some wrong clothes
    but she has been wearing the right boots
    I love all the boots she has presented at her latest three tours
    does anyone know who the stylist is?

  • Geez. Looking at the comments on this site is scary. EvilBeet points out the obvious, that Madonna is in awesome shape. In fact, probably the healthiest person on the entire planet. And because it is Madonna people feel like it is okay to let loose their stupidest, misogynistic crap thoughts. You don’t get decide how Madonna uses her body or to comment on it being too old, too manly, too whatever. Just. Shut. Up.

  • Come on now, she looks great! But I’ll freely admit that I’m not partial to the extremely muscular aesthetic. That’s a personal preference, and not an attack against her. I liked her look from the 80s/90s – slim and muscular, yes, but definitely not as RIPPED.

    Right now, she would be an amazing figure drawing model! All those defined muscles – but not to the point where she looks like a female body builder. Not quite. Close. Her face has lost its softness, though, which is a shame. That’s mostly my issue with women who achieve this fitness level. It’s just not my thing.