Aug 23, 2008 at 10:51 pm by Evil Beet

The photo agency assures me that this is a photo of Joey Lawrence.

He was at some Z-list gifting suite to promote some brand of sunglasses (other attendees: Nick D’Anna, Holly Huddleston, Brian Peeler, Jeremy Green, Angelina Jolie) so there aren’t any photos of him without the sunglasses, but still.

Damn.

I’d get with that.

28 Responses to “Um, Woah”

  1. Down Unda says:

    Myopic lately Beet?

    OK, I’ve seen a couple of your posts regarding whom you would “get with” over the past few weeks. I’ve got to be honest when I tell you YOUR TASTE SUCKS! Sorry… but Joey Lawrence is just the cherry on the cake of ugly washed up freaks you’ve drooled over. :-)

    Speaking of, what happened to 5th Floor Black BMW guy with his (possible wedding band?) hand in his pocket?

  2. savna says:

    I don’t know….Joey Lawrence is looking pretty David Beckham here. I’d do him. Gotta side with you beet.

  3. Down Unda says:

    @ savna: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! :-)

  4. jennatar says:

    I’ll also side with the Beet. Some of those early shaven-head photos were iffy, but he’s working it.

    I would, however, warn against the deep V-neck T-shirt.

  5. shz says:

    He looks totally like David Bechham..

  6. cheng says:

    yes he looks really David Beckham…………

  7. Ashley says:

    I totally thought it was David Beckham-but I was like, “hmmmm-what is wrong w/ David Beckham in this pic?” Now I know what-it’s not him! hahaha :)

  8. Cath says:

    two words – man cleavage ..

  9. Paige says:

    The v-neck ruins it.

  10. Alix says:

    woaaaah, i really thought it was David Beckham. daaang.

  11. pinkangel8167 says:

    Ha, Ha! I thought it was David Beckham, too!! Damn he’s looking good to me too there! :D

  12. Just Saying says:

    He’s hawt. *sigh*

  13. joan says:

    it is a cross between david beckham and george michael!!! beet if you ever sleep with anything that has that facial hair i will quit reading this blog. oh, not to worry, guys with that type of facial hair do not get with chicks.

  14. Quick Commenter says:

    He’s just got to drop the Deep V-neck, makes him look like a chick..
    well, at least we know he’s buff….

  15. rysky66 says:

    kinda looks like the friggin’ Unabomber, sans the hood.

  16. Confuzzled says:

    David Beckham is hot, but that’s because he’s the original. Joey Lawrence copping Beckham’s look is like being a fake Louis Vuitton lying next to a pile of garbage on Canal Street.

  17. mambaX says:

    these guys in my country invade the disco clubs like a plague
    v necks, sunglasses,machoman look
    if you like this kind
    we have plenty to offer
    he looks very much southern european
    very little american to me

  18. spob says:

    david beckingham.

    i doubt you’d get him beet – but you should try, phone him up and ask him out. You never know unless you try.

  19. Tracy says:

    You just like him because the sunglasses hide those hideously over-groomed brows he’s been rocking for the past, well, FAR TOO LONG.

  20. Milk says:

    God!I though he is David Beckham.

  21. ribbet says:

    i didn’t see david beckham until i read the comments.
    i thought one of the guys from the village people or maybe a george michael impersonator.

  22. Tako says:

    holy fucking shit! i could’ve swore it was David Beckham…… Wow..

  23. Dan the Man says:

    I’m from San Francisco and I’ve seen hundreds of guys with this look. A lot of girls find them hot but have as much of a chance of sleeping with guys like this as they do with Tom Cruise or George Michael.

  24. Asta says:

    He was hot when I was in middle school and he was hot a few years ago on Dancing With the Stars. But I have a thing for bald, ripped men who can’t act that well.

    Mmmm Vin Diesel…

    Joey seems to be a really great dad, and I was going to use that as a not gay defense, but I suppose it doesn’t prove anything.

  25. briana says:

    thats a lot of man!

  26. Dingle says:

    I agree, its the man-cleavage

  27. JodiOdie says:

    man-cleavage hahahaha LOVE IT

  28. Great articles here, all I need to know.

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