Aug 23, 2008 at 09:38 pm by Evil Beet

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20 Responses to “Hey, Baby! Check Out Our … Hair Extensions?”

  1. Sam says:

    It looks SO damn fake. *rolls eyes* blegh.

  2. Anonymous says:

    what the fuck is the matter with the face of the girl on the far right!

  3. rala says:

    its called bandit bc its a headband….?

  4. Spooky says:

    ….i like how they make the 11 year olds look skanky as shit too….nice…

  5. lorelei says:

    If you look closely you can see the girl on the right is Paris’s lost twin

  6. jinx says:

    Paris Hilton is richer than god, and yet she can’t afford to get that wonky eye fixed? I mean what would it take? I’ll put a staple in that eyelid for five bucks.

  7. InTheKnow says:

    To Jinx;

    She’s not that rich…trust me. There are many real celebrities in Tinsletown that have a lot more money than she does. They earn their money through talent — not endorsing merchandise every 10 minutes.

  8. starbuck says:

    Is this the same for white? As afrosheen is to black?

  9. Kits says:

    Jinx…

    Hilton is not as rich as you think she is.

  10. Poo says:

    Ew, you can see Paris’ real hair under that shit

  11. Just Saying says:

    Is there a handy little slot for your Valtrex?

  12. tp Vero says:

    Paris– the human Barbie, complete with weird neck and chin. UGH This is really nothing new.

  13. spob says:

    you’re all just jelly bus – she looks great & is making $$$ from her famous face and not having to slave away at a desk job

  14. Anonymous says:

    Eurgh.
    Why does every item of clothing she owns have her name on?
    In case she forgets?
    FuckTard.

    Oh, and the wonky eye is threatening to take over us all. Her next ‘business venture’ should be for an eyepatch.

  15. verbatim says:

    So, Sally’s are now endorsing Anorexia Kills?

  16. Caz2 says:

    Did she not try to get her eyes widened, and thats how one of them drooped? Or was that just a bullshit rumour? :S

  17. Emily says:

    Whoever writes the captions for these pictures is hilarious, and I love you.

  18. mark K says:

    you know what’s funny? all these girls are hotter than Paris… how the hell did that wonky-eyed tart become some sort of sex symbol?

  19. jojo says:

    sexy girls and i wana play

  20. Elizabeth says:

    WTF?!!! PERVS DONT YOU READ THE THING? THEY ARE 11 YEAR OLDS!! DURRR

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