Today's Evil Beet Gossip

It’s Baby Time!

Everybody’s having babies!

I really need to hurry up and have a baby. I’m worried that by the time I find a husband and settle down, having babies won’t be cool anymore.

Anyway, Gwen Stefani has finally decided to put an end to her pregnancy, which began, as I recall, during the previous Olympic Games, and is currently at Cedars-Sinai preparing to push out a human.

Congrats!

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  • do. i have five of them. married. yes. all of ours together? yes. am i a hillbilly religious fanatic? no. we like eachother a whole lot, my husband and i. and, beet if can financially and lovingly, have a slew. they will all be witty like you.

  • I can’t wait. I love her and I think her husband is hot and her son is adorable!! Kingston is the cutest celeb baby if you ask me.

  • i have to think they were pissed that this baby wasn’t a girl.
    why zuma? does she really like that beach?

    nesta? isn’t that just a really bad girl’s name?

    i suppose we can hope that they will call him rock of all things.

    poor, poor baby!!!!

  • Was having lunch at Jerry’s Deli across the street from Cedar’s about 3pm today when this super cute guy walked in with a cute baby dark haired women(nanny?) and parents. I told my daughter to turn around he was so cute she said Mom thats Gavin Rossdale and his son. Later the dark haired woman brought the kid outside on the patio for awhile.
    They all had lunch and then walked back towards Cedars. Heard Gwen had their baby today. No paps around.

  • She didn’t push out a human. She had him cut out. And named him Zuma. And then promptly got in line to be labotomized.

  • 1. Beet, you couldn’t make having a baby sound less romantic, and I love you for it. Push out a human? Mmmm!

    2. It really disappoints me when stars have c-sections. Maybe it’s legit, but a lot of the time it’s fear or laziness. We don’t need the section rate going any higher in this country, thanks.