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Michael Phelps Is Going to Win the Entire Olympics

Honestly, this kid could have stuck Shawn Johnson’s vault landing in the women’s all-around competition. He could have stayed on the balance beam when Alicia Sacramone fell. And he’d have put Nastia Liukin’s uneven bar routine to shame. The 2008 Olympics belong to Michael Phelps.

As the NBC announcers said, he’s magical.

Michael was in seventh place at the 50m mark in the men’s 100m butterfly.

And yet, somehow, he pulled off a win … by 1/100th of a second!

PHENOMENAL!

This kid cannot be stopped. This is his seventh gold … he tied the record and has one more race to go. Will he get eight????

He must be exhausted and sore by now. He needs a massage. I will massage the parts of his body that most need to be rubbed. And then someone else can do his back.

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  • Had to check in one more time before I turned in. Thanks Beet!
    Is Phelps about to dive in my bed? I wonder if I can have dh dive on the bed tonight… Shucks he’s already asleep!

  • I wish he was swimming and winning gold medals for the rest of the year, then everyday I can come here and see a hot new pic. Thanks!

  • Yayyy! Go Team USA! Phelps is gonna win the whole damn thing-I’d say the boy is magical! :)

    @ alex:yeah, there are other countries at the olympics-but why not be proud of where you’re from? (i.e. Beet/USA) We are setting world records & have taken the most medals so far-that’s something to be damn proud of …FINALLY! :)

  • I am going to be really depressed when his events are over – he only has a relay left! :(

    I USED to enjoy watching gymnastics, but compared to swimming, I find it rather boring. No one is going to be “American’s Sweetheart” like MaryLou Retton. This Olympics definitely is about Michael Phelps!!!

  • This guy isn’t good lookig but has two hands full of penis. my palms are tingling and itching at the same time to get hold of that sizeable tool. Beet, get in him into your bed and get some naked pics of his with his penis well up. And, of course, post them here for us to relish them.

  • @klorofyllning: I dunno about his policies, but to play with Beijing’s slogan, one blog, one dream you know ;)

  • oh my. imagine if i should “accidentally” rub up against him for about 2 minuteswhile he was wearing those itty bitty speedos =O

  • I actually sucked Michael in the Olympic village and I can confirm it’s massive: thick and rock hard, big tight balls too. He came in gushing loads over my face. Michael loves getting sucked by gays because according to him “they’re the only ones who can handle my size”. More to cum :)