Aug 14, 2008 at 06:48 pm by Evil Beet

Meet Trace Cyrus.

Trace is the older brother of a young woman named Miley Cyrus, whom you may have heard of.

He’s also the lead singer and guitarist for a little band named Metro Station, whom you also may have heard of, thanks to their massively popular single, “Shake It,” on their eponymous platinum album.

Trace and Miley tend to keep quiet about the fact that they’re siblings.

I can see why.

Still, I think this guy’s adorable, and, if you haven’t listened to the entire Metro Station album, I strongly suggest you do — I love it.

76 Responses to “Look Like Anybody You Know?”

  1. The V says:

    Yeahh…Looks like the monkey Abby from Alladin : )

  2. Metallic Onslaught says:

    Just what the world needs. More generic Emo garbage. Why won’t this fucking emo trend just end already? The world needs bands like Pantera, Led Zeppelin, Iron Maiden, UFO, Queen, hell, even Metallica. Not this emo bullshit.

    • Jess says:

      If you hate this “emo garbage” so much then why are you even looking at it? You like your music and other people like there’s. It’s not bullshit just not what you like so keep you’re rude comments to yourself please and let us “emo” people live in peace.

      <3

    • Ashlieey Ann Makenzie says:

      If you seriously don’t like bands like Metro Station then you shouldn’t even listen to them but for the people who listen to Metro Station and other music like that shouldn’t have to even hear your shit about this so called garbage!So knock your mother f*cking Sh*t off!

      BTW I happen to love metro station and all of that other emo”garbage”

  3. penis crazy says:

    Oh my god he is so cute i want his cock in my vagina

    • Ashlieey Ann Makenzie and daughter says:

      My daughter looks at this website all the time! Don’t teach her crap about sex!!!

      • sukituki says:

        ok ummm the internet might not be the best place for your dauter to be if she’s not supposed to learn about that yet? but ya that girl really shouldn’t be sayin stuff like that… so just saying. TRACE IS AMAZING!!!!

  4. April ( AKA METRO STATION FREAK!!! ) says:

    OMFG U GUYS DONT KNOW WAT UR TALKIN BOUT HE IS THE SEXIEST DAMN THING EVR N ALL THE TATOOS N PEIRCINGS MAKE HIM LOOK EVEN SEXIER (IF THATS POSSIBLE!!!!!)
    OMG I WOULD SOOOO LOVE 4 HIM 2 RAPE ME RIGHT NOW…………..

  5. nicole says:

    wow really cool we need more people like him he is so true to what he does and he is so funny keeps intertaining his fans with his wild jumps and crazy personality. HE dresses so good he is really hot and tall how tall is he like 6,3 wow he just make a girl scream when you look at him he makes you wanna bite your lip and ughhhh………

    xoxo (fly on the wall) a.k.a nicole

  6. Anonymous says:

    lol yea he does…….

  7. Ally. says:

    omfgsh.
    some of you people are just..uhh, wow.
    this guy is amazing.
    and very sexy,
    just like mason musso.
    :)
    i saw them in concert,
    and i met them at a signing and,
    god, they are freaking sexii!

    i tap that three times;D

  8. mellan says:

    Ugliest thing alive.
    Horse face!

  9. Atiana says:

    I think that slouchy i bitting off of his outfit just because he might dress better than you doesn’t mean that you should bomb on himmmmmm!!!!!!!

  10. brea bedard says:

    OMG MASON MUSSO IS SOSOSOSOSO FUCKING SEXXI!****~~

  11. kimberly says:

    u all just need to shut up he is so mine and he has already gone there ya thats right back off

    • tara says:

      no way trace is so mine i know his age and bday and his hight ha beat that he . trace is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy and hot and cute i look at pics of him on pc all the time and i like him so much but i am only 10 but who cears

  12. angelinez says:

    ok um . kimberly is that ur name yea um he aint urs and tellin just by your name your just some lil hoe tryin to look for someone that you cant get so you bak off ok ok thx :D

  13. morgan says:

    you know for all you people that are being assholes just shove it , the only reason you don’t like him is because you think you are way to COOL well new flash your not . You can’t just judge someone you dont know Why don’t all you low lives go fuck your mother at least then you be happy with a old hag like HER

    I LOVE MERTO STATION AND TRACE CYRUS SO WHY DONT YOU PUT THAT UP A PIPE AND SMOKE IT!

  14. Chaz says:

    ooft, trace cyrus is heck phittt.
    :P

  15. Dylan Nicole says:

    I hate Miley and i sooo Love him

  16. vicky 181098 says:

    trace i really like you and i wish i can see you

  17. xD says:

    he is so SEXY….oooouu:D

  18. I LOVE TRACE CYRUS HE IS SO SO SEXY!

  19. sarag ere x says:

    emos fking rullle

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