Aug 14, 2008 at 06:48 pm by Evil Beet

Meet Trace Cyrus.

Trace is the older brother of a young woman named Miley Cyrus, whom you may have heard of.

He’s also the lead singer and guitarist for a little band named Metro Station, whom you also may have heard of, thanks to their massively popular single, “Shake It,” on their eponymous platinum album.

Trace and Miley tend to keep quiet about the fact that they’re siblings.

I can see why.

Still, I think this guy’s adorable, and, if you haven’t listened to the entire Metro Station album, I strongly suggest you do — I love it.

76 Responses to “Look Like Anybody You Know?”

  1. Snowbucks says:

    ohgodilovethatsong.

    But now I know he’s come from the same pants Miley did…

    Not so much.

  2. k says:

    how on earth does he get those pants on

  3. Abbi says:

    That bands sucks so hardcore. Really overrated.

  4. cj says:

    OK I’m going to go ahead and sound like a granny here but he’d be a lot cuter if he took the metal out of his face and all the tattoos off his skin. Oh and lose the confederate uniform hat, too. Seriously, he’s got potential but he looks like a dope trying to be a badass. I guess that’s the family resemblance.

  5. Abbi says:

    P.s. Also miley’s Hannah Montana Co-stars Mitchel Musso has a brother that is the co-founder of the band. They met on the set of hannah montana when their mothers introduced them.
    “You like music?”
    “Yea dude, you?”
    “Yea, let’s band”

  6. Hilary says:

    holy fuck
    is all i can say
    this is…
    shit
    i’m in shock
    if i was him i would keep it on the dl for certain
    beet
    you just opened my eyes
    i see everythinig with a whole new light

  7. Leah says:

    Umm… I knew they were brother & sister.
    I’ve read stuff about him standing up for her.
    I’m pretty sure it says it o their myspaces, too.

  8. momster says:

    cj- IF “he took the metal out of his face and all the tattoos off his skin”, he would be Miley! They look exactly alike! I’m sure this is part of his reasoning behind it all…..

  9. Hilary says:

    so um another little something since i got curious after i read this:
    mason musso is also in the band with trace
    his brother, mitchel musso, in hannah montana with miley
    random

  10. Persistent Cat says:

    Sigh, the poor music industry.

  11. Cynicism says:

    I guess he’s kinda like Steven Tyler, talent without good looks.

  12. jemms says:

    he s cute.

  13. Lauren says:

    he looks like an exboyfriend of mine. Shame on me!

  14. Hilary says:

    he may not be too cute
    don’t talk about Steven Tyler though
    Steven Tyler… is a god
    he has more charisma is his pinky finger than most human beings have over all
    besides, if you can make Liv Tyler, you’re hot in my book

  15. Kelsey says:

    Lauren, he looks like all my ex’s too!

    Shame shame.

  16. Tiffany says:

    He is wearing a confederate hat. Total racist. I bet he also has a confederate flag and thinks lynching is cool.

  17. slouchy says:

    Is he wearing leggings from the Lindsay Lohan Collection?

  18. LuxLasVegas says:

    Wow! He’s totally adorable. How old?

  19. kaylove says:

    he looks like a horse

  20. Caitlyn G says:

    he’s so incredible! what did i tell you! isn’t amazing how someone sooo unique and hot can be related to such a poster child little Disney girl? she should go for the dance rock and piercings and quite being little miss priss, even thought we all know she’s a mean girl (youtube video…ew) she’s be soo much cooler if she wasnt so faaaaaaaake

  21. Caitlyn G says:

    **Isn’t IT amazing (oops, typed to fast haha)

  22. Emily says:

    I HATE the whole fucking Cyrus clan. UGHHHHH.

  23. Sarahhhhh says:

    Why does everyone think that just because one person acts a certain way from you family everyone else will do. SOMEONE has to be the black sheep.

    oh and their half-brother and sister. He changed his last name to Cyrus. They have the same mama, different dads!!

  24. amb says:

    I hope he’s over 18, if not, I feel like a total perv right now.

  25. daffylass says:

    @ Tiffany
    Apparently you are not from the south where the Confederate stuff is just stuff people wear and doesn’t necessarily mean racism. That is an ignorant comment. I am half black and my son has a white father. He wears tees with Dixie and the like to represent the south, not racism, as he could not wear it to show his hate of black because he’d be hating himself, me, his grand dad and his entire maternal family. I am not a real fan of the Confederate emblem myself but do not automatically assume it means someone is racist no more than I assume someone black wearing a FUBU shirt doesn’t like white people. Get over it and stop being so judgmental. Its a fucking hat.

  26. riotgrl says:

    It’s sucks that Mason Musso gets overlooked because of the Miley Cyrus connection. Mason Musso is a far better singer than Trace, he’s definitely the talent in the group! And you’re right beet, the whole album is awesome!

  27. Peep says:

    That is one ugly dude!

  28. Jen in PA says:

    All I can focus on is that I think his name is some kind of hillbillyfication of saying he’s Billy Ray the Third….Am I right?

  29. AshleyStorm says:

    LMAO! Beet when you asked who does he resemble I immediately thought of mini me!

    Oh wow do his facial features ever resemble Verne Troyers….ugh

  30. Caz2 says:

    OMG, this is HannaBeth’s boyfriend! I knew who he was but NOT that he was Miley’s brother. :|

  31. Eyes of Green says:

    @ daffylass

    THANK YOU!!!

  32. woohoo says:

    Beet, I’d keep your lust of that song on the dl, it is horrible.

  33. Cril says:

    Miley and Trace are half brother and Sister. I believe they have the same mother but Billy ray adopted him and her other half sibling Brandi so that is why they have the same last name. Please correct me if I am wrong.

  34. Mallory says:

    @ DAFFYLASS, U ARE AWESOME! MORE PEOPLE NEED TO HAVE YOUR ATTITUDE!

  35. v*ron says:

    Yay. I love me some Metro Station. Trace is cute cute cute. And I try not to think about the fact he’s Miley’s half brother.

  36. me says:

    danny noriega + a horse = this dude

  37. Mander says:

    Billy Ray must be so *proud*.

  38. Skye says:

    1.this guy is SOOOOO FRIGGIN UGLY, 2.makes crap music and to add the cherry on top, 3. is Miley’s older bro. Hes like a triple threat, in a very bad way. How much worse can a person get???

  39. Lauren says:

    Miley in DRAG! :) This is the best picture ever!

  40. Adru says:

    How in the HELL is this the spawn of Billy Ray Cyrus? I’m perplexed.

  41. Katie says:

    He’s not billy ray cyrus’s son.
    They have the same mom.
    Billy ray adopted him when he was young.

    And the other guy in the picture with him is Mason Musso, Mitchell musso’s brother, who is also on hannah montana.

    I’ve met Trace several times and he’s a really sweet kid.

  42. Blake says:

    The musical talent runs in his genes…well probably not those haha

    -Blake
    The Few The Proud…Male Beet Readers

  43. ketchup says:

    aww, isn’t he scary?

  44. tigerlille says:

    Wonder if Trace is as avid a Christian as Miley?

  45. Rebecca says:

    He is so much more attractive than his sister.

  46. abigail says:

    are you sure this is really her brother? because in an interview with seventeen this month she gabs all about how she loves her sisters and her mom and dad but nothing at all about her brother.
    even when they offered her a:

    Who supports you?
    a. Mom
    b. Dad
    c. Sisters
    d. Brothers
    e. Friends

    she circled all of them but brothers. you’d think to keep up her goodie goodie look she’d at least pretend to like everyone in her family…

  47. Ashley says:

    Old news. But I still think the both of are awesome-sue me! :)

  48. imustsay says:

    ok this kid is 19!!! he got all those tats in one year!?!?! wtf.

  49. cass says:

    HAHAHAHHA….. I wonder which child Billy is most proud to parent!

  50. kayla says:

    well he has wayy better teeth than miley does.
    and their musics pretty decent too.
    but i really love all his ink
    reminds me of one of my firends
    he has 18 tats, and he’s only 16! lol

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