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That’s Queen Pamela to You

Word on the street is that Pamela Anderson has a new man — and he’s royalty.

He’s from the United Arab Emirates, and he’s apparently a member of of Abu Dhabi’s royal family.

Pamela calls him her “Milk-Sheik,” because she’s a moron like that, and won’t tell anyone except her very closest friends what his real name is. She met him when she traveled to Abu Dhabi in June with the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

Most recently, the couple were spotted hanging out with friends this weekend at the Abbey, a gay bar in West Hollywood. “He’s very handsome,” says a source.

I wanted to post a family photo of the Abu Dhabi royal family so that we could all guess which one Pam was porking, but they’re not exactly on Facebook, you know? Anyone know where I can find pics of this clan?

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  • Well, there are like 7 emirates in the UAE, and each one has its own sheik and apparently ‘royal family’ as well; and then (I believe) there is another ‘High Sheik’ (or something) over all the Emirates, so there is no telling which family this guy is from, but I can imagine it would cause a small national crisis if one of the guys was found to be dating this woman.

    On a completely unrelated side note, my mother lived in the UAE (Abu Dhabi) for a few years – how I wish I could have gone to visit her. Now she is in the KSA. Wish I could keep her home for a while.

  • Who can blame him for wanting to remain annonymous. If I were fucking that haggared, inflatable sex doll I would certainly want to keep my face and name hidden.

  • so the slut’s dating an arab. big deal. the guy’s obviously not humping her cause they aren’t too big on hep c over there.

  • I find it ironic that this Hollywood bicycle is trying to build a vegan-friendly resort featuring things such as organic linens and bath products not tested on animals, yet her fake boobies are made of unnatural products and the materials were surely tested on animals….what a complete dumba$$!

  • so when they`re all squatting around the dinner table gorging themselves with great bucket-loads of “sheeps` testicles……lamb lung stew…..rodent brain casserole…camel tongue kebabs” I`d really really like to know Pammy`s gunna ingest…being a veggie and all!!

  • I’m all proud to be an american but I hate how we just gawn at these retards who we make famous for no other reason other than wanting something to kill time.. yet I can’t help myself from checking out the tabloids at the checkout counter. And Pam?? seriously? Why aren’t younger hotties like Megan Fox given more press? Because these old bags refuse to stop skippin around in short shorts and high heels. they’re comfortable like an old pair of jeans but there comes a time when you just have to throw them out. c’mon america (or at least Beet readers) let’s throw Pam out.

  • She certainly embodies all the traits that cultural Arabs revere…. she dresses modestly, acts chastely, keeps her children’s best interests at heart, and is never in the company of men not related to her.

    /this will not end well
    //but it will end

  • Good God, what a pathetically stereotypical thing to do… I mean isn’t that exactly the kind of woman people imagine rich sheikhs going gaga over simply because they are blonde and big boobed.

    The thing about these rich guys here that is so sad is that they have NO class. They have money but no class. Everything they do and buy is an attempt to prove their status, including women like Pam… they don’t seem to realize that people with real class aren’t impressed.

    As far as I know there aren’t any good looking sheikhs here

    They don’t eat rodents … they eat only halal food which is similar to kosher food. But they sure as hell aren’t vegetarians.