Michael Phelps won the 200m butterfly on Wednesday for his fourth gold medal of this Olympics.
Heh. I’d like to butter his fly, if ya know what I mean.
So here’s your photo of his pubic bone (or, as some of you pointed out in the comments, his “pelvic” bone — I like saying “pubic”).
At that point, Mr. Phelps held the record for the most Olympic gold medals ever.
An hour later, he added another gold to that record, as the USA (with Ryan Lochte, Ricky Berens and Peter Vanderkaay) took home the top prize in the men’s 800m freestyle relay.
Michael is five for five. Three more to go.
So, um, you guys get a second photo.
I don’t know what you guys are doing tonight, but I am totally getting into the bathtub and thinking about Michael Phelps. And I’d get into more detail, but my grandfather reads this blog. Eventually I’m just going to write cheesy romance novels under a pseudonym to get this shit out of my system.