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Oops! He Did It Again!

Michael Phelps took home the gold in the men’s 200m freestyle. This is his third gold in Beijing. He’s on track to winning eight gold medals at this Olympics.

So, as promised, here is yet another photo of Michael Phelps’ super sexy pubic bones.

Enjoy!

And congratulations, Michael!

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  • i think if he was a girl he’d be a butter face. “great body, but her face.” is there a male equivalent for that?

    i can’t get past the fact that he reminds me of eli manning – and that is NOT a good thing. so i will scroll up to a point where his face is off screen…. so much better.

  • Ahhh, he’s so effing good! And his body is…the body of a god. If only it weren’t for those ears. Sigh….

  • He also has great hair.

    His body reminds me of my husband’s: long and lean. Although my husband’s is nicer (I have to say that, right?).

  • did anyone watch the men’s gymnastics competition.
    the usa did all right with a bronze but the highlight for me was the chinese men’s team high fiving one another after each person’s turn.

    it’s like they saw it on tv and thought it was cool, but it’s just not a natural cultural move for them so it was really stilted and very awkward. loved it!

  • He looks a lot like a young Patrick Dempsey in that photo…like around the Can’t Buy Me Love period….YUM!

  • i find this funny that every time there an update i keep scrolling down to this post and gawk for about a half hour.

  • Gotta say this is quickly becoming my fav site. For those that complain about the face, we make love to the body. His body definatly makes me think naughty thoughts…he reminds me of an ex that I still trade hot fantasy emails with from time to time…hmmm..

  • okay, so if they had an operation where you could take boxer Brad Pitt’s head and place it and crop it to make it fit on Phelps’ body, you might have the perfect physical specimen!

    i rewatched the chinese gymnastic team and i love them!!! they are so awkwardly cute!

  • I just have to disagree with the majority vote here. He is very lean so he looks good in photos but this is not my idea of the “body of a god” for just one reason… the man has no ass…. I mean really really really has no ass. I know he has to stay that lean for his sport but I just can’t get into it. So I guess my question to all those ladies who think he’s great is a bit personal but where would you sink your heels into when you find that really great position? He has no ass! Hrm… feet behind his ears are always an option. I’ll take another look….
    Nope. Even with those ears I still can’t forget that he has no ass.

  • beet, notme makes an interesting point. perhaps the next time he wins a gold medal you could post 2 pictures: one frontal and one rear so that we can discuss for purely academic purposes, of course.

  • Love your website – I feel like I am among friends…. I don’t love his face, but I can put up with it cause his body makes me melt… and I usually like football player types. Go figure.

    YES – he soooooo looks like Eli Manning. But since I am a Giants fan, I love him cause look?

    Those pelvic bones just do something to me. **sigh** I love the glare off his —-, and is it just me, but it looks like he is holding a knife, ha ha.

  • No foreskin scrubbed to the shaft with chlorine and no length or style (smokes a bong) Ladies lets look for something more sustaining