Jaymes Foster, the 50-something longtime friend and producer of Clay Aiken, has given birth to a baby who was conceived via artificial insemination using Clay’s little swimmers.
The baby, son Parker Foster Aiken, was born early this morning in North Carolina. Clay was on-hand for the event, as the odd couple (who are platonic friends, obvs) plan to raise the kiddo together.
Mother and baby — who is reportedly dark-haired, not a red-head — are doing well.
Oh, and also?
Clay Aiken is gay.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
But he is.
I’m just saying. Mostly to attract all the page views I’m now going to get from ClayMates commenting about how I should never utter such words. I’m a savvy businesswoman, you know.
Congrats, kids!
grossness!
every time i see his picture i think it’s Rosie O’Donnell
Gross.
OMG he’s GAY?!?!
hehe. beet, you kill me sometimes.
I would not want anything of his, artificial or the real deal.
Ick-dom.
whatever mascara he is using, i want it.
Another one of those things that makes me go, “Hmmm.”
My hisband is SO upset that Clay’s kid has the same name as our son!
Your HISband? Interesting. Didn’t know only one person was allowed a name. Let me jot that down for further reference.
Aw, Clay is alright; much more likely to raise a decent offspring than many of the ones in the spotlight…they’re too worried about that spotlight, while he seems to shy away from it. From all I’ve read he’s a good guy, that works for kid’s best interests, here and abroad. Not sure why it’s such an issue that he would want a child, while it’s acceptable for party girls to have them and it’s all good, or others having multiples with 10 different mothers. Whatevs…he clearly doesn’t give a shit what we all think anyway, and the child seems like he will be beyond loved, so there is that.
Hey, Beet, not a invested ‘mate, but you seem like you could use some more $$ for cable issues and whatnot, so there ya go…one post down, let’s see how many more can be generated.
;-)
Beet,
I will always praise you for your support of gays and lesbians.
Thank you. It means a great deal to know that a smart, intelligent, good looking woman, who can reach a great deal of people, and in addition, gives a message of support and kindness to recognition to the gay and lesbian community.
You fucking ROCK!
You know who’s even scarier than Clay Aiken? (And HE’S really scary!) The Claymates. They will NEVER believe that Clay is gay – even in light of this whole “knocking up his ‘dear friend’ with a turkey baster” incident. I guess they think the “right girl” will come along and she and Clay will get married, have babies the regular way, and they will easily and happily explain how Parker Foster Aiken came to be. They’ll all just be one, big, happy family. Wife and baby mama can take turns baby-sitting. Clay Nation is a perfect world, I tell ya.
Like Joaquin Miller said: “Death is delightful. Death is dawn, The waking from a weary night Of fevers unto truth and light.”…
ahahahhha, clay aiken looks like hillary clinton!