Aug 07, 2008 at 08:36 am by Evil Beet

Marriage doesn’t work for anybody ever so just don’t bother.

Dixie Chick Emily Robison and her husband, singer Charlie Robison, have divorced.

The divorce filing states their marriage had “become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities.”

They’ve been married nearly ten years and have three children.

See, this is why pets are good. Pets will not divorce you nor create discord. Right now my cat Max and my dog Leo are having an epic battle which has, at this point, involved every room in the apartment. They just chase each other from room to room, run in circles around each other for awhile, swat a bit, and then take the adventure to a new room, galloping at full speed. Also, I swear I just heard Max bark. See? This is so much more entertaining than any man has ever been.

5 Responses to “A Dixie Chick Divorce”

  1. long dong silver says:

    It’s only because I was never sure if she was looking at me!

  2. Lindsay says:

    =( poor lady.. come visit canada so that you can feel supported. we love you

  3. gia says:

    cats barking is funny! i think i actually know the sound you speak of…

  4. Dan says:

    Dang, she is as pretty as I have seen. I am not sure what happened,, but aside from her fame, she seems pretty neat! Come out to CA, can a west coaster get a shot at just a cup of coffee?

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