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Shia LaBeouf May Be Losing His Pinky Finger

Star magazine is reporting that Shia LaBeouf’s hand may be so badly injured that they have to amputate his pinky finger.

“Shia called producers yesterday and told them,” the source on the set in Alamogordo, N.M. says. “It’s really thrown the movie into turmoil.”

I thought about this for awhile, feeling really bad for him, and then I was like, “What do I really use my pinky finger for anyway?” I mean, typing, obviously, and then on occasion to demonstrate visually the penis size of men who have stopped returning my phone calls. Shia’s probably not doing a lot of either, so he’ll be fine.

Update: This rumor is apparently false.

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