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Not Looking So Hot

Neither Madonna nor Lourdes looked particularly happy as they left the Kabbalah center in NYC yesterday.

Madge’s age is starting to show.

That’s not necessarily a bad thing — and it’s kind of cool how she doesn’t seem to be ashamed of it, I mean, she’s not wearing inches upon inches of make-up, and I actually kind of dig that.

Her body’s still way better than mine’ll ever be.

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  • holy god that girl has one hell of a unibrow!!! those two have money coming out of their asses yet they cant afford a decent tweezer or waxing??? what kind of mother wouldnt tell their daughter about the ferret growing on her face???

  • Methinks Mrs. Ritchie may have a Joan Crawford-esque interest in keeping her daughter well below her (considerable) attractiveness potential… courtesy of an untamed brow/-stache combo.

  • There’s no doubt that Madonna’s daughter would look good with a nice wax job, but she’s still young..cut her some slack.

  • I know shes young, but shes going to be so embarrassed when she gets older and sees these pictures of herself. I mean the girl has a unibrow and mustache.

  • Is Madonna dating Groucho Marx? I see him with her everywhere now. :-)

    It’s all personal taste, but saying “Madonna has a good body” is to me analogous to saying an anorexic “has a nice thin body.” :-( She’s gone beyond the line of what I would consider healthy… too much body fat is unhealthy, but so is NO bodyfat at all.

    (Place “Hey Beet, send me a picture of your body so I an compare” joke here) <– Sorry, I am on my deathbed with a cold/flu. Can’t…muster…energy…need…Beet’s mom…to make…. me… chicken soup. :-)

  • Umm, I’m pretty sure Madonna’s not anorexic…she just has a naturally slim body frame.

  • It’s time to fix Lourdes’ eyebrows. At very least tweeze between them to get rid of the unibrow action.

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  • Okay, before I read the part that said “Madonna” I thought it was a guy. Those are guy arms!!

  • Madonna is an exercise fanatic. She herself has said so. I have to agree w/the eyebrow posters. Lourdes is the exact same age as my daughter, who, now that she is in middle school has started fighting the hair battle. It’s gotta happen soon. Please, for the child’s sake!

  • Okay. The anti eyebrow pluckers have officially lost this battle in my mind. I don’t know what sick thing is going on in their mind that makes them think young girls should remain hairy. But enough is enough. WAX THEM

  • I agree with all posts…Lourdes has apparently lost a bet with a chia pet family and they have been allowed to take up housing space between her eyes. She is a very pretty little girl, but unless the chia’s move out soon, she may as well learn some new braiding techniques…ick!

  • My problem is that the unibrow looks INTENTIONAL. Like, it’s been brushed and exaggerated on purpose. And frankly, the only purpose I can come up with is to start a trend or to make sure baby doesn’t make momma look bad. Ain’t no way image conscious Madonna would let a reflection of her (Lourdes) look like that without a nefarious reason for doing so.

  • Come on… You don’t have to be the pop queen’s daughter to be able to do something with your horrible face and that messy hair.. Even i do shit like that… I cannot belive they have all that money and this girl cannot get herself something nice to dress, a hair cut, and somehting done with her huge unibrow!!… Shes ugly but im sure she would look way better if she did something about it..

  • I agree with ad, the rest of Lourdes brow seems groomed except for the center….it looks intentionally done. I guess Madge really does care only about herself looking good and not her daughter….lol

  • That poor poor child. She should just get her brows and stache done one day behind Madge’s back. I’m sure her personal nanny would oblidge to take her to a salon.

  • you know, lourdes actually has good taste.. the clothes she wears are very ‘in’…. the eyesbrows are also ‘in’ at the moment… i’m sure if the eyebrow trend changes.. so will hers.

  • Before I was like “Let the kid be” but I think she might actually be making some sort of statement with them…

  • lourdes looks like she will grow into a very beautiful girl, and when she starts getting into her looks and stuff she will want to get waxed

  • Never mind little Lourdes, what about Madge and those cheek implants? They look really weird when you lose a bit of weight, huh? They exacerbate the thinness effect, and not in a good way.

  • aw thats so sad! why doesnt she just get it fixed?? i bet madonna wont let her… she doesnt even let her watch tv!
    and beet i bet your body is like waaaaayy better than madonnas. she is too thin and has disgusting man arms with bulging veins. women shouldnt look like that….

  • Lourdes is gorgeous. but she needs to trims that facial hair, as redundant as that is. Also, getting her hair layered would not hurt. Her clothes though are cute.

  • Lourdes is gonna join the ‘children of celebrities who were raised in some sort of circus freak manner, in order to keep their parents relevant in the media’ club. Madonna looks like a man. seriously madonna, just give it up. remember that video she made a couple of years ago in a purple one piece suit? LMFAO.. You peaked 25 years ago madonna.. have some dignity

  • i clicked the comments, JUST to see if anyone else saw, the Unibrow and the Mustache; Is it too late, to say, Her daughter has a Unibrow… AND a Stache?

    Seriously, wtf Madonna?

    What kind of mother are you?!?!?

  • The unibrow is a bit controversial. On one hand, it’s tough to say that you should start a little girl out with a complex like that so early on by having it removed. On the other hand, she’s going to wax in a few years anyway; really, it’d just be starting early. Please, Madonna – help your daughter. You can’t be a public figure if you can’t see anything (Ray Charles aside).

  • That is one hairy child….but I get the whole not wanting her to have a complex, but she has to see that the other girls don’t have a large patch of hair growing in the middle of their forehead…I’m thinking it could be one of those statements like Madonna has the gap between her teeth and her daughter has a hairy forehead and upper lip…

  • Hello people- it’s obvious Lourdes eyebrows are INTENTIONAL. Madonna has always been a huge fan of Frida Kahlo! She’s proud that her daughter has the same unibrow Frida was famous for (not to mention the stache LMAO). You can even tell the middle of Lourdes eyebrows are carefully brushed and fanned out so they are noticed. It’s also a statement to the media from Madonna saying: YES my daughter is naturally hairy and she is BEAUTIFUL and I’m proud of it!

  • Wow does that girl REALLY look like Carlos Leon in the first pic. When she was little, she looked a lot more like her mother.

  • The reason why she never waxes her eyebrows is cause Madonna is jealous of her for being and looking younger and being obviously prettier than her. Madonna doesn’t even allow Lourdes to go to hairstylists, beauty salons and whatever just because of that jealousy! I think Madonna has been pretty bitchy for treating her own daughter like that. She just doesn’t realize that someday people will ALL grow up and there will be a day that Madonna is gonna be 70 years old while her daughter is 25! The problem is that Madonna just don’t wanna get older than that she allready is! Btw, about Madonna’s jealousy… I’ve red this in tons of magazines… So before judging me of telling sh*t and lying. Go and search it yourself…