Britney Spears — and her new! blonde! extensions! — are happy as can be as they leave an LA salon.

Is it just me, or does this look like a smile of genuine happiness, and not of insanity?

Oh, Britney, I hope you’re getting closer to being all better.

The kiddo’s name is Levi Alves McConaughey. Which is really something of a letdown. I was hoping his name would be more like Gravity Bong McConaughey. Oh well.

Says Matthew:

“Levi was another name for the apostle Matthew in The Bible. They were, in fact, two names for the same person. Our son was born at 6:22 pm, and this particular time represents my favorite verse in the book of Matthew in The Bible: ‘If thy eye be single, thy whole body will be full of light.’”

I guess Levi is actually a very cute name for what I’m sure will be a very cute little boy.

soexcitedsoexcitedsoexcitedsoexcited

My little brain started firing off excitement signals when I saw the name “Josh Henderson” pop up on one of my photo services’ websites today. How do I know that name???

Oh, right, he used to date Paris Hilton before falling off the face of the planet.

Josh showed up with actress Taylor Cole to the PokerStars.net Burlesque Party in Las Vegas last night, where he was in the company of AJ McLean and Corey Feldman.

A-List all the way, baby!

I have no idea how this video has previously escaped me, but I just found it and I had to share it with you guys.

These are the conjoined Schappell twins in a country music video.

I am not judging. I am merely posting. I find this interesting. I thought you might, too.

Also, the Schappell twins are from Reading, Pennsylvania, which, I believe, is also where Jon and Kate Gosselin are from. What the hell is in the water in Reading?

More videos of the twins can be found here.

Okay, I’m awake, but only briefly. I plan to return to the comfort of my bed soon. Just wanted to check to see if anything super-important had happened since the time I went to bed (6 am) and now.

Nothing has, except my aunt emailed me to tell me that she’d heard on the radio that Samantha Ronson bought Lindsay Lohan a $20K engagement ring. I haven’t been able to find any confirmation of this, but there you go. Truly, nothing would make me happier than a SamLo engagement, but I think the ring would be more expensive than that.

Now, onto the alcoholic of the moment, Cindy Brady aka Susan Olsen. I’ve included the video of her being hungover and almost puking during a radio station.

But it gets more disturbing than that.

After the show, Olsen told KKTV she was hungover after having “plenty of wine” the night before. She responded to a question about running to the bathroom by saying, “Of course I threw up in the bathroom, it was better than throwing up on their face.”

Olsen added she was not ashamed to have her 10-year-old son, who was by her side, see her in this state. “That’s the way kids learn,” she said.

When defending her reason for telling all, Olsen said, “I’m a very, very, very honest person. I also am a person who doesn’t drink.”

Um, did you see or hear that kid during the interview? This is obviously a child who is used to watching his mother get fall-down drunk every single night. This is not the way kids learn. This is the way kids end up in years of therapy. You are not a person who doesn’t drink, Susan Olsen. Nobody buying what you’re selling. Get thee to a rehabbery.