I haven’t been following this story too closely, but apparently Pam Anderson is living in the Big Brother: Australia house as their celebrity roommate, and the Big Brother house is supported by KFC, which treats chickens badly, and everyone was all like “OMG! How un-PETA of her!” So now she’s all bombarding the KFC offices in Australia to tell them to be nicer to chickens.
Whatever.
I like the nerdy dude with the glasses standing next to her. This guy doesn’t care about chickens at all. He’s just pretending to care about chickens so he can be like “Hey! I’m standing next to Pamela Anderson!” He probably tortures chickens when he’s at home alone. And by “tortures” I mean he dresses them up like Pamela Anderson and then licks them. Pam’s shorts look like enough torture. I feel like I should bombard the Big Brother house with a sign that says “Pamela: Stop Labia Abuse!”
Tobey Maguire gave some photogs a piece of his mind when their flashes blocked his vision while he was trying to drive.
I think he should have punched the sons of bitches. What a pain in the ass — and a safety hazard! The stupid pics that photogs take when celebs are in the car are so unnecessary. They make driving dangerous for the celebrity and anyone driving nearby, and no one ever runs the photos because they almost always suck. Who wants to see celebs through the windows of their cars? I think Los Angeles should pass a law that celebrities are allowed to drive over paparazzi if they’re blocking their cars. That would resolve this issue entirely.
“I never felt less sexy. I mean, I wouldn’t have changed it for the world … but I wanted to get rid of all the weight.”
Jessica Alba, on her recent pregnancy, to the UK’s Cosmo magazine.
Heh. I always thought she was hiding from the cameras because she wanted to keep her pregnancy a private thing. But maybe she was just embarrassed about the weight gain!
And about her relationship with new hubby Cash Warren: “We’re not a typical Hollywood couple. I love that he’s not an actor. I’m way too high maintenance to be in a relationship with an actor – they’re all such divas!”
The Christie Brinkley/Peter Cook divorce trial was resolved early this morning, after an all-nighter of negotiations.
Christie gets sole custody and final decision-making power over the children, which is what she wanted and probably what she deserves, as Peter Cook probably only wanted them so he could date their friends in a few years. Cook will “be consulted regarding decisions about the children.” Heh. Yeah. I’m sure Christie’s really gonna take his opinions into consideration.
She also has to shell out a flat amount of $2.1 million to Cook, mainly to cover his legal costs, but I’m sure she considers that a small price to pay for full custody of her kiddos.
Congrats to the beautiful and talented Olivia Newton-John, who got married to 49-year-old entrepreneur John Easterling at her home in Malibu, California last week, according to reports. This is Olivia’s second marriage.
In 2005, her long-time boyfriend, Patrick McDermott, went missing during a fishing trip on the California coast, and was never found. She’s also struggled with breast cancer and the anorexia of her daughter. She’s such a strong, positive role model who has endured so much with grace. I’m glad to see she’s been able to fall in love again.
Does anyone remember that episode of Kathy Griffin’s show (I think it was recent) where she goes to Australia and people tell her that “hello, cunt-features” is a common greeting there, and so she meets with Olivia Newton-John and asks if she can call her “cunt-features” and the look on Olivia’s face is just priceless? I looked for a clip but couldn’t find one. Anyway. Hilarious. I ::heart:: both of them.
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