Ryan Gosling made his DJ debut at Hollywood’s Green Door on Tuesday night — playing mostly songs from the ’40s and ’50s in homage to the club’s weekly live jazz night — and guess who showed up?

His ex-girlfriend, Rachel McAdams!

Could this couple be reuniting?

Nothing would make me happier. I bawled my eyes out at The Notebook. Not, like, poignant little tear droplets. Like, blubbering and sobbing like the huge baby that I am. Seriously. Like, Beaches kind of tears. Ryan and Rachel are supposed to grow old together!

Word on the street is that Kate Hudson has already moved on after breaking up with Lance Armstrong. She’s reportedly holed up in a cabin in Canada, screwing the brains out of her ex-boyfriend Eric Lindros. She headed up there with him right after she and Lance split.

Can Kate be single for five seconds? Apparently not. This is a young woman who got married at 21, divorced at 27, and hasn’t been single for more than thirty seconds in the two years since her divorce. Insecurity much?

Take a break from it, Kate!

Some authority-flaunting young journalist snuck a video camera into the Watchmen panel at ComicCon. I guess some conference attendees waited in line for over four hours to get into this panel. And now you can watch it all on YouTube, wait-free. Enjoy!

“I don’t want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run.”

Jessica Simpson, in a new interview with Elle magazine. The reporter asked her if she’d ever been abused, referring to lyrics in one of her new country songs. The lyrics say “It doesn’t matter how he hurts you, With his hands or with his words, You don’t deserve it, It ain’t worth it, Take your heart and run.”

Why I am certainly 100% in favor of promptly ditching anyone abusive, WTF is Jess referring to here? At what point was she abused? And by whom? Oh, she’s probably talking about John Mayer. There was a time six or seven years ago, where, if I heard “Your Body Is a Wonderland” on the radio one more fucking time I was going to call the police and have ClearChannel charged with abuse. So, I get it, Jess.

After Star magazine printed last week that Matthew Broderick had an on-going affair with a 25-year-old youth counselor, Matthew took his wife, Sarah Jessica Parker, out for dinner in Midtown Manhattan, and they made a very public show of unity. It’s the first time they’ve been seen together since the allegations hit the press.

Sources are reporting that Sarah and Matthew “had been out of love for a long time but remain married for their son … Now they have decided to make things work – especially for the sake of their son, James.”

Awww, I hope SJP and Matty are doing okay. They’re like my shining paragon of hope that long-term marriage can work. I don’t really believe that Matt was cheating on her. He knows she’d kick his ass. Her muscles are like ten times bigger than his.

Eight-times-married Liz Taylor reportedly almost died in the hospital this week after suffering congestive heart failure, according to the National Enquirer — so take it for what it’s worth.

“The doctors thought they were going to lose her. She’s still very sick, but she’s past the crisis,” says a source.

Get better, Liz! I know you have at least two or three more weddings in you!