Jul 24, 2008 at 08:33 am by Evil Beet

Apparently Christian Bale’s “verbal assault” against his mother and sister was about a financial issue.

Basically, Christian’s sister asked him for $200K to help raise her three kids, and Batman said no. His sister responded by talking shit about Christian’s wife, and this started the fight between Christian and his mom and sis, which ended in the two women reporting him to a London police station.

Total dramz!

Jul 24, 2008 at 12:30 am by Evil Beet

Sorry for video overload, kids. It’s a really slow news week (if you hadn’t noticed) but there have been some fun videos, so hopefully you all have headphones in your cubicle at work. I’m trying to dig up non-video stories, but it’s tough going right now.

Here’s a great clip of President Bush talking about how “Wall Street got drunk.” He thought all the TV cameras were off, but someone was filming him on a cell phone.

Jul 24, 2008 at 12:25 am by Evil Beet

OMG I need Chelsea Handler to adopt me and teach me everything she knows.

Check out this BRILLIANT interview she did with Christopher Ciccone. But before you get to the good stuff you have to listen to Christopher bitch for a full minute about how the NY Observer called him “short and paunchy.” Sweetheart, that’s about the least mean thing I’d have to say about you.

Anyway.

Marry me, Chelsea.

Jul 24, 2008 at 12:19 am by Evil Beet

A SHOE fairy, that is!!!

Please please please take the time out of your day to check out this YouTube clip of Neil Patrick Harris playing The Shoe Fairy on Sesame Street.

I promise you won’t be disappointed.

Jul 24, 2008 at 12:14 am by Evil Beet

His 18th birthday is coming up, and Nick Hogan’s getting a very special present.

Can you guess what it is?

A jet-ski?

A Ferrari?

A pony?

Nope.

On July 27, his birthday, Nick will be moved out of the juvenile facility in his jail and into the general population.

Don’t drop the soap, Nick!!!

Jul 24, 2008 at 12:04 am by Evil Beet

“Everyone loses their shit on occasions, don’t they? Like, ‘Oh God, what demon possessed me to do that?’ My wife gets to live with a variety of men. Some of them she likes, some of them she doesn’t. There are ones people like and others that they say, ‘Man we’re glad you’re finished with that project. You were an asshole’.”

Christian Bale, in an interview prior to the release of The Dark Knight.