Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Are Things Getting Worse for Drew Barrymore?

First off: don't shoot the messenger. I know you all love Drew. I love Drew, too. But this is my job. And I love my job. Since the twice-rehabbed Drew's split from Justin Long, all sorts of stories have surfaced, in a variety of publications, implying that her drinking has been out of control, and that her alcohol problem contributed to her split from Justin Long. Drew is currently in Michigan working on her directorial debut, Whip It, starring Ellen Page. Perhaps the pressure...

It Never Fails!

I'm sorry for my new obsession with Caridee English, but she is everywhere lately, and she always just looks awful. Every. Single. Time. Here she is at Chace Crawford's 23rd birthday party in New York, looking all sorts of drunk and totally failing to look any more modelesque than the default photos of 8 million sorority girls on Facebook. Seriously if this photo is any indication, there are about 15,000 girls from Southern Oregon University alone who also should have won ANTM. And WTF...

Certified Star!

Christian Bale may be back on our radar big time with the astounding success of The Dark Knight, but, in the second major tragedy of the day, the hottie British actor is way, way off the market. He's been married for over eight years to Sandra Blazic, who was once Winona Ryder's personal assistant. And to make the homewrecking even more difficult, they have an adorable three-year-old daughter, Emmeline, who Christian was carrying around at LAX on Saturday. Dude, that little girl has an actress's eyes. I'm calling it right now. She'll be on th...

Alisan Porter Update

Okay, so I know I've been slacking on my promise to post about Curly Sue/Alisan Porter once weekly, but I'm gonna make it up to you today with TWO videos. I just absolutely adore this girl. Soooo amazingly talented and awesome. We need more videos out of you, Alisan!!! Get to posting! Once again, Alisan's MySpace page is here. /> Okay, so I know I've been slacking on my promise to post about Curly Sue/Alisan Porter once weekly, but I'm gonna make it up to you today with TWO videos. I just absolutely adore this girl. Soooo amazingly talented and awesome. We need more videos out of you, Alisan!!! Get to posting! Once again, Alisan's MySpace page is here. ...

TRAGEDY STRIKES! MINI-ME SEX TAPE SHELVED!

SAD FACE! You know, most of the time, it's just all light-hearted fun and gossip around these parts. We don't take ourselves or any one story too seriously, and one day blends into the next. But every once in awhile there's a story that grabs you in the pit of your stomach, pulls at your heartstrings, and makes you almost nauseous with the genuine tragedy of it all. These days stay with us. Today is one of those days. The Verne Troyer sex tape will not be released. The parties ha...

The Bitch Is Back!

Oh. Hells. Yes. Shannen Doherty and her off-center eyes (seriously has anyone else noticed that one is a half-inch higher on her face than the other?) will be returning as Brenda Walsh in 90210v2.0. The show's executive producer confirmed the news on Saturday. Brenda will be a visiting drama teacher who directs a musical at West Beverly High School. I can't wait to hear about all the off-camera drama between Shannen and Jennie Garth!!! Those two HATE each other!!!...