It's the slowest news day ever.
So it's time to break this out.
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Here's Brooke, promoting her TV show by slamming her mom, on Chelsea Lately. />
Here's Brooke, promoting her TV show by slamming her mom, on Chelsea Lately. ...
Here's Nicole Richie, actually attending traffic school like she's supposed to after her DUI.
Celebrities?
Not violating parole?
What will they come up with next? ...
Unfortunately, it's wax. Don't let Amy near it! She might light it on fire and try to smoke it.
Here's the Amy Winehouse wax figure at Madame Tusseaud's in the UK, which was unveiled today.
What do we think, kids?
Will the real Amy Winehouse ever look this good again?...
The kids at Gawker have a source that spotted Lindsay and SamRo having a little spat at the Waverly Inn last night. Says the source:
We really did not pay much attention to them once we were seated, except at the end of their meal when Lindsay stood up and stepped/stumbled on [my friend's] foot. Without looking back or apologizing she headed straight out the door. We guess her exit was spontaneous as Samantha was behind her sputtering: 'Are you leaving?' 'Lindsay are you leaving?' 'I guess she’...
Troubled country singer Mindy McCready made a little trip to an ER in Tennessee for a drug overdose, and then decided now was probably a good time to check into rehab.
"To her credit, she has entered into an extended-care facility where she will receive the care needed," says her rep. "And for the moment we ask that everyone respect her privacy."
Well, Heather Locklear got out, so it was about time for another celeb to enter rehab. What will we do on the day that there are absolutely no celebrities in rehab??? Why, we'll have a drink to ce...
Congrats to Ethan Hawke and nanny/wife Ryan Shawhughes.
Ryan gave birth to a little girl, Clementine Jane Hawke, last Friday in New York.
Somehow I doubt the tabloids will be scrambling for the exclusive first photos of this kiddo. So sad!...
Heather's finally been sprung from the Arizona facility where she was being treated for "anxiety and depression" (and, if you believe the rumors, a little bit of drug and alcohol abuse).
"Heather's feeling really great," says a close friend. "And she looks beautiful, just radiant."
We're rooting for you, Heather!!!
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Here's a first look at Levi Alves McConaughey on the cover of OK! magazine.
OMG!
He looks just like ... a baby!!!
I have never understood why these photos go for so much money. You can't tell a thing about the kid at this age. They all just look like generic tiny babies. You can't tell who he looks like or if he's gonna be a hottie or anything. I think pics of the babies at, like, age three should go for more than the newborn shots. ...
Perez Hilton is suing the folks behind a little gossip blog called PerezRevenge.com, claiming they're infringing on his trademark. (You can read the legal docs here.)
He's asking the court to force the site to shut down, and for its owners to pay his legal fees.
What a moron.
He'll never win this case -- I mean, either "Perez Hilton" is a public figure or he isn't -- and, in the process, he's racking up legal fees and attention for the competitor site.
Doesn't he ever get tired of...