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Salma Hayek Considered Her Post-Baby Body a Disfigurement
June 16, 2013
A big ole slice of GTFO goes out to Salma Hayek on this fine Sunday for saying that her body after giving birth - that's right, the leftover weight from having CREATED AND GIVEN BIRTH TO A WHOLE NEW LIFE was, by her estimations, a …»
Old School Gossip: Marilyn Monroe Murder Rumors Return!
June 11, 2013
Marilyn Monroe's death has been long disputed -- was it suicide, accidental, or murder? It's been a few years now, so new "evidence" of Ms. Monroe's "murder" was bound to surface, because people will never tire of Monroe gossip, or of making money off her …»
Caption This: This Week's Photo
June 18, 2013
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, when you walk into a spider web, see how fast you turn into a ninja. Therefore, take a look at the photo …»
Michael Jackson's Death Was An Accident, Says the Ghost of Michael Jackson
June 15, 2013
Conrad Murray is currently behind bars where his sorry excuse for a physician ass belongs, but a court case is still ongoing between Michael Jackson's estate and AEG, the concert promotion giant who basically tried to make millions off of the late star even if …»
ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING: Courtney Stodden Got Breast Implants!!
June 17, 2013
My monocole just fell into the china teacup I was holding and I let out a gasp that was heard all the way from Los Feliz to West Hollywood when I heard the shocking news that Courtney Stodden got breast implants over the weekend. I …»
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