Here’s Mischa Barton getting cozy with her boyfriend, guitarist Taylor Locke, on the beach in Venice, California.
I’m sorry, but those swim trunks are not a good look for him.
I hope those are attack birds sitting next to them. You know, that would actually be a pretty cool trick. To teach a bunch of those little beach birds to attack, and then when a Heidi Montag or Paris Hilton or Mischa Barton is getting all bikini-style slutty for the paparazzi out in Malibu or Venice, you just release the birds, and then the paparazzi get all sorts of fun shots of Heidi Montag’s eyes being gouged out by an attack seagull. Everybody wins! Except Heidi Montag. But I’ve already made my peace with that.
LOL ” but i’ve already made my peace with that” and does micha’s victim think that he’s in like the UK where those shorts are acceptable?
Fuck all y’all hatas. Those wim shorts is HOT. I’m tired off guys wearing “shorts” that extend halfway past the knee. especially at the beach, they make guy look like aqua -Tupac.
*swim. Mavis Beacon taught me how to type, jealous?
Those trunks are so girly.
Yuck.
LMAO!!!!
wheres her cottage cheese?
that alone would be better
than seeing him in his swimmies
Nice whim-whams, Taylor.
Ew. He’s tiny. Her arms are bigger than his. UGH, yuck. & those trunks make him look tiny, but the bigger ones would be worse. Little man, little trunks…