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Barack Obama Is Like Five Minutes Away from a Crotch Shot and a DUI

At least that’s what John McCain wants you to think, in this new campaign commercial comparing Barack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.

Subtle, guys. Real subtle.

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  • So dumb! I was listening to this story on talk radio today. How could anyone compare Paris and Obama without people cracking up over the stupidity of the comparison?

    McCain, your goal should be trying to get those young votes since you’re about 1,000 years old in a 20-year-old’s eyes. Most young people are familiar with Paris and know better than to believe that there are any comparisons between the two.

    I wish the Obama campaign was low enough to create a commercial about the McCain/Heidi Montag comparison. I would rather have Paris rooting for my campaign than Heidi any day! (Even on the crotch shot days).

  • this commercial is seriously the stupidest thing i’ve ever seen. even if i wasn’t already NOT voting for mccain, i don’t see how this commercial would make me want to. the comparison is seriously ridiculous that when i first saw it i couldn’t believe a presidential campaign would endorse a commercial like this…mccain is getting desperate for media attention and it shows…

  • no offense beet, but stick to the celeb gossip. as you said yourself, politics aren’t your strong suit

  • Too bad the media works VERY hard covering up all of McCain’s mistakes and flip flops on issues. McCain really is as dumb as Bush and has the exact same policies.

  • i have a friend who lives in berlin and went to obama’s speech, and she told me that the supposed shouting of “obama! obama!” never happened. so i guess mc cain enhanced this promo to make a point. and the point is….erm….that obama is like paris hilton. or mick jagger. or something. what a dumbass.

  • McCain ( in his desperate attacks on Obama ) is starting to sound more and more hysterical in his incoherent rants. He is in danger of ruining the memory of his past heroism and replacing it with the cartoon image of a cranky old fart.

  • I think he is already out of danger and into ruin. He runs his campaign like a lemonade stand.

  • can he get anymore lower? hes doing this for attention but hes deff not gunna get the right attention he wants

  • this guy is ridiculous. the comparison between a presidential candidate and two media whores makes no sense at all, McCain is obviously desperate because he knows America needs a change from the standard old white guys (like him) that have been running America for the last 300 years and he has a small chance of winning this election. Its the 20th century, the time has come for a minority to be represented as the President of the US.

  • Who the hell is that using my handle!?!? The O.G. Skye did not write that. Find a different name to use, this ones taken!!! GAH!!!

  • mccain is on Bush’s side! they both have the same policies, are as dumb as Aubrey from danity kane and are assholes! barack’s campaign is about why people should vote for him, whereas mccain is all about trying to get one over barack. and come on- who honestly wants a president who will probably die due to old age within a few months???

  • The real issue is this, what kind of person attempts to win something like the oval office by insulting and back stabbing his opponent? Is this the kind of ruthlessness we want running our country? Maybe I’m alittle old fashioned, but what ever happened to may the best man win? This is what one might see on Springer, but I thought (maybe a bit ignorantly) that men of this caliber would be just alittle more…..Mature than that. I say grow up and if you can’t win an election based on your strength of character, then you have no business even running for president of this country at the very least.