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She’s #1! She’s #1!

It seems all the racy photo shoots — professional or not — have done little to hinder Miley Cyrus’s burgeoning career as the next teen queen. Her debut solo album (as Miley Cyrus and not Hannah Montana) is #1 on the charts this week, selling 371,000. It’s the second-best week for a female artist so far this year (Mariah Carey’s E=MC2 did relatively better with 463,000 copies).

So congratulations, Miley. I couldn’t be more pleased to have you and your unapologetic YouTube cattiness on the scene.

I would, however, like to have a discussion about what the fuck is on your jeans in this album cover. And in your hair. Did you go swimming in Spaghetti-Os?

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  • Yeah, thats horrible. You’d think with the mountain of dollars flowing out of her asshole she could have that edited

  • I LOVE IT!
    Ever since she turned into queen BITCH extraordinaire she TOTALLY has me rooting for her!!! I like her bitchiness. It makes her real.

    Not to sure I like the weave though….
    I’m gonna go buy it even though that’s typically not my kind of music.

  • Oh, so hot lady! It was said she just enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on””””NYwealthyMatch . c o m”””””so many fans show interesting to her hot photos and videos there. Nice to enjoy more details about it…

  • Miley is a total dumbass!!She is so fucking retarded!! Anyone who likes her is crazy!!I mean she couldn’t sing for her life!!!!!When I hear her sing I want to punch her in the face and say,”Shut the fuck up,you worthless piece of shit!!!!!”Oh,and if anyone thinks I am jealous they can fuck off!!

    Miley Cyrus is a dipshit!!!:D

  • Miley is a total dumbass!!She is so fucking retarded!! Anyone who likes her is crazy!!I mean she couldn’t sing for her life!!!!!When I hear her sing I want to punch her in the face and say,”Shut the fuck up,you worthless piece of shit!!!!!”Oh,and if anyone thinks I am jealous they can fuck off!!

    Miley Cyrus is a dipshit!!!:D