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Paris Hilton Is Unstoppable

She just won’t quit.

Paris Hilton was in Las Vegas on Tuesday to launch her new line of shoes for Macy’s.

You can check out the full collection here.

Ugh. I would like to talk shit about this line, and there are certainly some items you’d never ever catch me wearing — even if I were a stripper — but there are also some good basic shoes in there at a reasonable price. Okay, I mean, I shouldn’t get ahead of myself here. There are like five or six pairs of shoes in this line that I really dig. The rest are pretty awful. But it’s hard to find brands that make a standard, basic black heel in the shape that I like, and Paris has nailed it. So props to her for that.

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  • I find myself…. oddly warming up to Paris? Quick, have her speak and reveal her vapidness to me once more. All this matching cutely with Benji and being low key is clearly distorting my brain.

  • The shoes don’t even come in her size. She wears size 11 and all the shoes stop at 10, which means even she won’t wear her own shoes.

  • She didn’t design these. She just makes her money by endorsing products manufacturers endorse. From media whore to merchandise whore. Some things never change. Such a phony!

  • AL —

    If you need a reminder, here ya go:

    “I spent most of my time in jail studying the bible, and reflecting on my life;” “I’m claustrophobic;” “[Rwanda] Yeah…I’m scared…I hear it’s really dangerous…if there’s a problem with the food, I’ll eat candy bars;” “I want to f__k you all;” “I created my empire all on my own;” “West Africa is a great country.” “[Her butt] reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag…it’s gross;” “Yeah…I think I’m a good role model.”

  • Im not going to lie, some of those look like the shoes I wore to my grandmas 5th wedding as her bridesmaid. Not pretty. I do agree their are a couple good basics in there such as the black stelito (wtf I cant spell) and the rounded toe thats black with the strap. Cute with a balloon dress and black tights

  • They look cheap and uncomfortable. Although I would consider the black and red slingbacks.

  • The Jessica Simpson shoe line has done really well, and they are very nice shoes. Maybe Macy’s is trying out a line for people with absolutely huge feet? I mean she cops to size 11 1/2 and you know that’s a big fat lie, her feet a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge.

    I think the fact is most people hate her and won’t buy the shoes for retail, they will wait for the bargain bin sale before they get them. I don’t believe she has a fan base anymore – she’s too trashy for kids, and tweens think she’s retarded. Adults think she’s just a walking venereal disease. Who is she selling to? Would you pay a hundred dollars for a pair of shoes, and say oh yeah these are Paris Hilton’s? Everyone would laugh at you for being such a tard. Macy’s has been sucking wind for a long time, and this is not going to help.

  • I just noticed the fake clown hair on the wall. I take it back I am buying a pair just to see the fake clown hair wall design. OMG that is so hideous.

    Nobody thinks she really designs them, she looks surprised they are shoes.

  • they all look kind of basic looking. only a couple of things caught my eye really. the rest were, ehh…
    I like the Jessica Simpson shoes from what I’ve seen actually.

  • She is beautiful.I saw her profile on M i l l i o n a i r e 4 m e . c o m .It is said there are so many famous person get together on this site.If you have interest,you can go quickly.

  • I also own a pair of Jessica Simpsons shoes. Two pairs actually. I love them. But Paris, no thanks!

  • They aren’t horrible. But you make a choice. I’ve seen some nice Jessica Simpson shoes but then when I realize they are hers, I walk away. I know she didn’t design them, only leant her name but I don’t want any of my hard earned money going to her (or Paris for that matter).

    Although I admit, I almost caved, once. I was in the US in DSW (don’t have them in Canada) and saw a pair of JS half d’orsay platform pumps in an iridescent purple/green. Any other colour and I wouldn’t have looked twice but all I could say, aloud to no one in particular, was “but I don’t have that colour.” There were only two sizes left and neither were mine :( I found them online but I think my husband might leave me if I find a new way to shoe shop. Ooh, but that was back in March. If there are any left, they are bound to be on sale…. Dang.

  • What a Herpe scab this bitch is. She goes ahead to ‘design’ some shoes, and she doesn’t even go up to the size her dumb ass wears!?!?!?!?!? I usually wouldn’t give 2 shit’s but, coming from someone who is ACTUALLY 5’11 with size 11 shoe size…I was somewhat half curious. Can someone tell me again, why someone didn’t shank her ass in jail when they had the chance during those 12 minutes???

  • yeah i bought a couple pairs of jessica simpsons shoes
    not the hooker looking kind though……
    but paris….um no thanks
    first hair extensions, now shoes
    whats next ????
    shes gonna come out with a line of condoms!

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    I guess its some fruit that is very healthy for you and your skin?
    I wouldnt mind losing some weight so i kind of want to buy acai berry .. so if any
    of you know any good places that would be awesome!
    I also saw it was featured on OPRAH so maybe there is some truth to this lol.