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Is This Some Kind of Joke?

This is apparently the video for Ali Lohan’s new single, “All the Way Around.”

Uhhh … it’s just clips from Living Lohan. Like, clips that are in no way relevant to the song. I hope this is, like, the preliminary video that some high-school interns at E! threw together, and there’s a real video coming later. Because otherwise they’re just not trying. Are all the family’s resources re-focused on Lindsay now that it looks like she might not die soon? Ali had that brief window of her mother’s attention while her sister was in rehab for like two years straight, but now that Lindsay’s coming back, maybe everyone in the family is just forgetting about Ali. I’m having trouble thinking up any other explanation for this crapfest.

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  • This is real shit.
    Ali Lohan is so unbelievably UNtalented.
    Why? Why in the name of all that is Holy is she singing and getting PAID for it?
    My heart goes out to all the talented people out there.

  • her voice is genuinly horrible, even with all the editing and crap they do to it. this song is just annoying, and her voice is to.

  • It was absolutely painful, but I made it to 51 seconds before I had to stop that clip. Had my computer somehow malfunctioned and I was unable to stop the unadulterated madness, I would’ve gone to Plan B, which was to jam a pencil into each ear until the lambs stopped screaming. Because that’s what that bullshit sounded like. Slaughtered lambs.

  • beet – do you think she looks like katey middleton… it is not good for a 14 year old to be looking like a 27 year old woman!

  • Okay, so I genuinely don’t mind Ali so much. I just feel bad that this video sucked so hard and that it was mostly about DINA LOHAN! It didn’t even show her singing. He mother is making her look like an ass and sucking her dry of every dime she’s making. This is awful.

  • wow good job copying ashlee simpson stupid whore. this is almost exactly like Pieces of me, except that didnt suck ass. Yea im an ashlee simpson fan, but i hate Jessica. I love Lindsay, but her sister needs to go through puberty before her stage mom starts to ruin this ones life too!