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Jul 28, 2008 at 11:53 am by Evil Beet
I’m going to leave it as an exercise for the reader to determine where the commas go in the above header.
Ryan Seacrest got bit by a shark while swimming in the ocean this weekend. “He took a bite, and he left,” said Ryan on his radio show this morning. He said he later found one of the shark’s teeth in him. “It was like finding a splinter!”
You know this is all a total cover-up. Ryan’s sex party got a little out-of-hand Saturday night, and he needed to explain away the strange bite marks. And he didn’t find a shark tooth inside him so much as a giant penis, probably.
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Ryan Seacrest Bit By Shark; Tragically, Survives.
I for one am not surprised
that the shark let go.
i bet the poor shark had a really bad taste in its mouth for the remainder of the day. poor thing.
Ryan Seacrest, bit by a shark, tragically survives
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Was he wearing a Fonzie jacket and trying to jump over the shark? I can see that picture quite clearly in my mind.
You know why sharks won’t eat clowns?
They taste funny!
Hahaha, you’re totally right. I bet this guys real freaky.
You know, you guys are mean. I’m not crazy about Seacrest, but I’m glad he survived.
Nice Blog!Very Good Blog!
That shark has good taste!!! I bet it’s like biting into a hot fudge sundae! No wonder the shark bit Ryan….
That is a horrendous thing to say about someone – anyone. Bitten by a shark and tragically survives. Did you say that you’re a journalist or just a royal bitch. And do not alude to Ryan’s sexuality in that fashion. You have NO idea what it is that you are accusing him of? Ever have a rectum exam? Was that fun for you? Go to helifax.