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Jul 23, 2008 at 12:37 pm by Evil Beet
Congrats to Ethan Hawke and nanny/wife Ryan Shawhughes.
Ryan gave birth to a little girl, Clementine Jane Hawke, last Friday in New York.
Somehow I doubt the tabloids will be scrambling for the exclusive first photos of this kiddo. So sad!












































































































Who the hell names their kid Clementine anymore?? That’s just plain MEAN.
No one will want their pic because they look like a greasy, mid-western, white trash couple. I say that with love considering I’m from Missouri. I see people just like them everyday.
Maybe they were going for a fruit name?
who cares, cheaters suck
Holy shit! Look at the size of the nanny’s nose!
They look so bogan!
parabens pela linda familia!
come on guyz,,,,, i love this guy ethan… he’s handsome n cute 2… well he already be a dad and that is what dad do,right…? give him support…