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“I wanted to be the only guy at a football game to get to second base.”

Justin Timberlake, while hosting the ESPYs, referring to the 2004 Super Bowl “wardrobe malfunction.”

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  • it’s so nice to know that the the guy (Timberlake) in the whole situation got not backlash, but Janet did. He can make jokes now, but she would be shot down if she did.

  • I have never seen a bag as douchey as Justin Timberlake. Never mind Janet Jackson got reemed for what happened and he sat back in the shadows and waited till everything was over.

    ass

  • He didn’t sit back and watch, he cried like a pussy right afterwards and said he didn’t know. Then she got shit on.

    Back in high school, you weren’t allowed to smoke on school property. This other girl and I got busted by the principal so we got suspended. This girl tried to culminate the dark, brooding bad-ass personality (listened to The Cure, only wore black, went on and on about doing coke, blah blah) but she cried like a bitch to the principal and she wasn’t suspended.

    With Facebook, I’ve reacquainted myself with a lot of people from high school. This chick still talks all big about getting suspended. It’s totally what JT is doing here. He’s a little bitch.

    I like how he whined and bitched about McDonald’s actually, wait for it, using him to increase business. I know JT has no post-secondary education but fuck, a five year old understands basic marketing. I wonder when he’ll start pissing all over Pepsi.

  • HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW, JUSTIN?!?! do you just have janet say “it’s okay i’m gonna do somehting racy but just act natural at the end of the song”? absolutely ridiculous. although….that comment was pretty funny.

    but he’s still kind of a dick.