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Michael Lohan’s Not Getting a Paternity Test Just Yet

So I guess the company that Michael Lohan asked to do his paternity test to determine whether that Ashley chick is his daughter says that they can’t process the request without a court order.

“I got a letter saying I need something from the court before they’ll process anything,” said Lohan. “And I didn’t get that before. So, now I have to go back to my attorney.”

This seems fishy to me. I don’t think you need a court order to do a paternity test. I’m sure they don’t get court orders for all those episodes of Montel titled “You’re My Baby Daddy! And I’ll Prove It!”

Michael still wants to act like he’s not this little girl’s father.

“The timing is just off,” Lohan said in a previous interview. “If she’s mine, I’ll take responsibility. But I wasn’t with her nine months before Ashley was born.”

But he’s totally full of shit. We don’t even need a DNA test. Apparently the video of little Ashley soon-to-be Lohan on ET has been yanked from YouTube, but the girl looked freakin’ identical to Michael. She’s totally his kid.

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  • of course he’s not taking the test yet. he needs to milk this for as much publicity as possible. i despise every member of this famewhore family, even the ones i haven’t seen yet.

  • He’s a complete drunk, he wouldn’t remember if he got a whole barnyard of animals pregnant. I would take the word of this woman or a wife sodomizer any day of the week.

    God, he’s disgusting.

  • This child is cute but does not look like him or his biological kids at all you people need glasses clearly this is not his child.